A burnout competition to see who can lay the longest stretch of straight lines on a road by smoking their tires. The lines form a number 11 shape.
by Andaroo da Monkey November 17, 2011
Oh WOW! I did an eleven again!
by USAF Cadet August 01, 2021
'wouldn't eleven be the same as ten but its just that they've added an extra notch?"
"but this goes up to eleven!"
"but this goes up to eleven!"
by specky January 21, 2005
a bad bitch who should dump mike and date max.
El: I dump your ass
*two days later*
El: "fucking max while her dad scream at the top of his lungs "THREE INCHES OPENNN"*
El: I dump your ass
*two days later*
El: "fucking max while her dad scream at the top of his lungs "THREE INCHES OPENNN"*
by Elmax is better than Mileven September 22, 2022
Just exceeding the limit of the number of items you can carry in the 10-items-or-less section of the grocer or convenience store, symptoms include: mild distress and possible confusion. The only known cures are to either sacrifice an item to bring the number of items down to ten or to insist to the cashier that you only have ten items.
"Damn, that extra tube of toothpaste means elevenitis... but I can't sacrifice anything... NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!....."
"I'm telling you, there's only TEN items that I have... you're seeing wrong..... IT WAS A CONCEPTUAL ERROR!!!"
"I'm telling you, there's only TEN items that I have... you're seeing wrong..... IT WAS A CONCEPTUAL ERROR!!!"
by My name is "me shooting you in the head" unimportant February 02, 2007
by ukezi July 19, 2019
eleven is the greatest number of all
by k.k. February 05, 2004