The table desk of awesomness

Well your welcome

The table desk of awesomness

by TheEpicMemer6999420 February 22, 2021

desk it the open way

Doing office work extremely efficiently through collaborative methodologies in the public administration.

I‘ll finish that ahead of schedule, we desk it the open way.

by The open janitor July 31, 2024

Surfing the Desktop

To look at or browse your desktop files and documents when your internet is down, while either waiting for your internet connection to be restored or if you're just bored.

The internet has been down all day, I've been surfing the desktop in the meantime. I even found some videos I forgot I had downloaded.

by CD3366 September 5, 2011

Surfing the Desktop

When your internet is down and you're trying to find whatever porn you have saved on your computer.

"Dammit, the internet's down. Guess I gotta go surfing the desktop"

by Left Half of Hitler's Stache October 14, 2016

the deskening

that moment when you slide into your room and break your testicles on your desk

im just havin a good day slidin into my roo- AAAAA MY FUCKING BALLS. this is what happens when you feel the deskening approaching

by Samuel Rodrigues September 5, 2022

Deskunk the cat

A woman douching her vagina after having vaginal sex immediately after having anal sex.

Erica had to stay home from work in order to deskunk the cat.

by Dahctor June 1, 2017

The Year Of The Linux Desktop

some wank folktale which linux nerds circlejerk to each other about how the day will come where linux is gonna become mainstream and replace windows as the world's most popular desktop OS.

"2025 is gonna be the year of the linux desktop"
"you said the same thing for 2023, 2022, 2003, and 1999"

there will never be the year of linux desktop

by ucrt1234 December 14, 2023