I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck

To be so hungry that if a duck were to fly over you quite close to your head you would reach up and take a bite of the duck's crutch in order to ease your hunger pains.

Man I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck!

by hoodlum_hunter April 29, 2009

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The Crunchatizer

The act of stuffing Cap'n Crunch into a female's frontal sex hole and giving her shitty pleasure palace a "milk enema." The male then gives her oral from one hole to another interspersed with brief bouts of first-base until both partners have gotten a well-balanced breakfast.

"Are you hungry? Do you want to go get a bagel?"
No, I gave my neighbor The Crunchatizer last night and I'm still full."

by Tiquante Jones July 11, 2010

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The Crunchier Contray building

Its like that one building but it's in Crunchey Land.

OMJINGLYBERRYS I LOVE IN THE CRUNCHIER CONTRAY BUILDING

by CrunchayMaster123 July 19, 2023

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Munching the crunchy

Licking the crusty parts of the pussy after missionary

Munching the crunchy sure is fun

by Jerrythepedofile June 17, 2021

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The cuncha

The cuncha is a Mexican word means the weed

Person1 : wassap Holmes
Person2: eyy wassap
Person1 : you got the cuncha??
Person2: That’s my job holmes

by Yvngxgritit March 20, 2024

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banana splits off the nuts crunchin

A phrase used to describe something truly amazing. It is also used to denote a good time had.

Mark: Holy shit, did you go the tool concert last night??
Ryan: Hell yeah, that shit was banana splits off the nuts crunchin'

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Kerry: Man that party was dootang.
Ambo: Fuck yeah, that mess was Banana splits off the nuts crunchin, dootang!

by mochiko September 14, 2008

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