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CRANK THE MONKEY

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It's when you know something about someone else that sets them off and you bring it up in conversation...you are "cranking the monkey"...kinda like an organ grinder cranks the organ...except you are cranking the monkey instead! It's usually a sore spot with them...something that happened or didn't happened that they are mad about. It's like reopening the "wound". It could also be just a reference to something about them (cosmetic or otherwise) that they are not happy hearing.
I love it when you wear your baseball cap backwards...it's so "mature" looking! Oh...I didn't mean to crank the monkey?
by Mike Piskulic September 14, 2006
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A word to perfectly define obscene hunger!
Man... i aint eaten all day. lets go to macki d's and crank the munch!
by chip douglas big time August 6, 2009
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crank the cradle

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Jerk off/masturbate. Just for guys
The correct definition for women is Wiggle the jiggle
Duude, I just saw Lindsey walk by. I seriously gotta get home and crank the cradle
by Vinnnny9 June 8, 2019
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crank the wank

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Cranking the wank is the same as choking the chicken, hugging the headgehog, beating the meat, jacking the johnson, milking the snake, touching the toad, whacking the weasel, and spanking the monkey.

To masturbate.
Tim: "Why, Jim, you're looking very nice today."
Jim: "Thank you Tim, you're looking rather appealing yourself... I think I'd like to crank the wank to your sexy body, no homo."
Tim: "sweet!"
by gay_buttsekz_n0_h0m0 September 3, 2009
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crank the kwaz

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The Kwazi Moto
a variation of walking it out but you bend over and arch your bach almost as if you have scoliosis.
Did you see him crank the kwaz?
Yea i just feel bad, for his crooked spine and all..... sucks for him.
by King of the Kwaz April 28, 2008
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Crank the Cheese Grater

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Slang term for masturbation, particularly of the male variety. Also used to describe hand jobs or other sexual acts involving the penis.

Also used to describe the act of grating Cheddar, Romano, Parmesan, or any other style of cheese for culinary purposes.
"Did you hear Zach got caught by his mom cranking the cheese grater last night? Totally embarrasing!"

"My arms were so tired after that workout I could hardly crank the cheese grater. Huge turn off."

"After receiving our soup at an Italian restaurant, the waiter proceeded to crank the cheese grater over out meals until we gave him the cue to stop. It was totally appropriate given the situation."
by C-Diddy145 June 25, 2009
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Crank the Tractor

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The insertion of ones thumb into the anal cavity in rythem with the pulse of intercourse.
" I was fucking Susan from behind, then I Crank the Tractor, and we were off!"
by crankit May 30, 2008
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