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Coven member 1 (hey i'm bored want to go smoke and worship Satan as we listen to House on the borderland by Electric Wizard
Coven member 2 (why not its not like we just did that an hour ago....dear satan i love being part of The Coven )
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You know, I really wish you wouldn't fluff the covers while I am in the bathroom getting ready for bed.
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"Guys, I had a big steak dinner last night along with some onion soup. Now that I've gone and finished my morning coffee I'm gonna go to the bathroom and open the Arc of the Covenant."
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Yes ladies and gentlemen and children of all ages, an exact replica of The Ark of the Covenant that which the Lord God gave Moses to guide the wandering Hebrews through the desert has been placed in the most highly publicized and distributed piece of artwork on the face of the planet Earth a.k.a. the entire Reverse of {{{~ONE DOLLAR BILL~}}}. Of course this piece of artwork fulfills every aspect of Deuteronomy chapter 32 verses one through seven.
This artwork is also the most complex piece of artwork ever created in the history of this world and is only discernible by those who can understand hieroglyphs, pictographs, ideograms, Mercator projection, and {{{ ~ Euclidean Optics ~ }}} because otherwise it simply looks like an obscure design.
Therefore Michael Fazio spent 35 years of his life doing research into pictographs, hieroglyphs and the study of {{{ ~ Euclidean Optics ~ }}} at which point at the age of 50 years started writing a book and on April 15, 2010 copyrighted that book and immediately created a website with a 439 picture shopping cart
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Yes ladies and gentlemen and children of all ages, an exact replica of The Ark of the Covenant that which the Lord God gave Moses to guide the wandering Hebrews through the desert has been placed in the most highly publicized and distributed piece of artwork on the face of the planet Earth a.k.a. the entire Reverse of {{{~ONE DOLLAR BILL~}}}. Of course this piece of artwork fulfills every aspect of Deuteronomy chapter 32 verses one through seven.
This artwork is also the most complex piece of artwork ever created in the history of this world and is only discernible by those who can understand hieroglyphs, pictographs, ideograms, Mercator projection, and {{{ ~ Euclidean Optics ~ }}} because otherwise it simply looks like an obscure design.
Therefore Michael Fazio spent 35 years of his life doing research into pictographs, hieroglyphs and the study of {{{ ~ Euclidean Optics ~ }}} at which point at the age of 50 years started writing a book and on April 15, 2010 copyrighted that book and immediately created a website with a 439 picture shopping cart
@ www.AngelsontheArk.com
To prove that the Ark of the covenant is defined precisely on the reverse of the one dollar bill we have the Lord God's First Commandment; a.k.a.
Thou Shalt Have No Other Gods before Me ~!
{{{ IN GOD WE TRUST ~ ONE ~ }}} has the identical meaning and I don't for one moment believe this is a coincidence ~ !
But if you need more proof the entire greenside or the reverse of the {{{~ONE DOLLAR BILL~}}} is an exact replica of the measurements given to Moses by the Lord God as instructions to build the Ark of the Covenant scaled down & all of this has been proven in the book Angels on the Ark by Michael Fazio
Thou Shalt Have No Other Gods before Me ~!
{{{ IN GOD WE TRUST ~ ONE ~ }}} has the identical meaning and I don't for one moment believe this is a coincidence ~ !
But if you need more proof the entire greenside or the reverse of the {{{~ONE DOLLAR BILL~}}} is an exact replica of the measurements given to Moses by the Lord God as instructions to build the Ark of the Covenant scaled down & all of this has been proven in the book Angels on the Ark by Michael Fazio
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