cookies at the fair

A common expression that indicates an item is being handed out in large quantities. Comes from the fact that cookies are frequently handed out at fairs.

That company hands out bonuses like they are cookies at the fair

by cribbage_lover January 22, 2014

cookies in the street

A reference to blowing your load in a public forum.

oh, ill give you youre cookies in the street.

by John Schnatter February 16, 2010

God sends meat and the devil sends cookies

Although the meat or offer that God offers is not as tempting at the deliciously tempting cookies the devil offers, the devil's offer of cookies will leave you with consequences like obesity and diabetes while God's offer of meat will leave you with nutrients and more benefits in the long run.

You should really look at your options much closer, after all, god sends meat and the devil sends cookies.

by DrPhilsburgMyers February 5, 2023

Cookies Under The Table

When you’re fingering someone while they’re in their hands and knees

Hey, get on the bed so we can get some cookies under the table

by ToastedSweeney September 20, 2022

The Land of Milk and Cookies

When you ejaculate into a girl's ass while she spontaneously shits out her crap and all the semen you shot into her.

Travis: Dude I just did The Land of Milk and Cookies with my gf!

Jerry: And how did that turn out

Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house

by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020

horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies

Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.

Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop

by GenderBendr November 12, 2021

blowing the cookie monster

Vaping with sweet smelling pods, especially those with the aroma of cookies.

These damn kids today are always hiding in the school bathroom stalls blowing the Cookie Monster.

by Bogrimm May 11, 2018