I Can Only Piss with the Cock I've Got

Used by someone when another person isn't satisfied with something they do, not due to a lack of effort but because they had limited resources to do something with.

Barry is doing a house extension with limited tools/workforce. His boss arrives

Boss: "Jesus Barry how long is this going to take you? What am I paying you for?!"

Barry: "Come on boss, I can only piss with the cock I've got..."

by come_on_england October 16, 2008

shitting on the cock

"shitting on the cock" means you disappointed someone by failing to fulfill the hopes they had for you. It is usually used between friends to make fun of each other.

it comes from the brazilian expression "cagar no pau".

-"I spent the whole night wingmaning for my friend Matt "Semen" and had to entertain his crush's friend for hours and he still lost her to a random guy in the club... I'm tired of him always shitting on the cock like that"
-"I know... I've grown used to it by now"

by djonikinghand May 5, 2019

The Cock Gobbler

The thing I fear most in this world. Its a creature similar in appearance to a gremlin. Its only reason for living is to gobble cocks. It likes to hide in the shadows and strike out at it's victims crotches with its sharp talons. Its insatiable in it's appetite and even wears a "tool belt" where it stores extra detached man meat. Candyman rules apply, meaning the Cock Gobbler can actually be summoned by saying its name three times in a row.

My friend Hoppy thought it would be funny to test out the urban legend of the Cock Gobbler. Now the only ones laughing are the ladies when they see he doesn't have a penis.

by weezarc June 1, 2010

the cock

Glorification of cock, with "the" added for comical benefit.

For the more record- he loves the cock!

by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

Relax The Cacks

Have patience, wait a second.

Paddy: Hurry up with the dinner Mary.
Mary: Relax the cacks there Paddy, it's nearly ready.

by dtjesus February 22, 2009

Give the cock

An alternative to giving the finger, giving the cock can be used in any situation giving the finger would be used in. In order to give the cock you'll need to hold out your right hand and curl your index, middle, ring and pinky finger toward your hand in an arch form without it touching the rest of your hand (the arch can be moved forward and backward to give a small to large cock), then extend your thumb over your index finger without it touching your index finger. Giving to cock can be used on anyone regardless of age or sex.

That asshole cut me off I'm going to give him the cock.(Give the cock)

by TheCrusher69 July 19, 2011

The Cock Muncher

The nickname of NBA player Dejounte Murray. After Dejounte Murray broke the record for most social media post about one player, his nickname became The Cock Muncher.

Guys look it's Dejounte Murray also know as The Cock Muncher.

by Los Pollos Hermanos August 16, 2022