The Covid Test

Where by some drops an absolute stinker and you can either smell it or you can’t, meaning if you can smell it, you don’t have COVID.

“I’ve just farted and it’s awful, if you have 2 sniff of that, you’re a greedy bastard” “I can’t smell anything” you need to go for the Covid test then!

by dylanscott93 November 17, 2020

The Covid Test

A sexual move in which the male (or female if preferred) sticks their penis inside the female's (or Male's) nose, and swabs their nose with it.

Oh please give me "The Covid Test" daddy

by Mr.Hamster January 17, 2021

The COVID 19

Phrase used by people who cannot speak properly.

Mary: “I have got the COVID 19. I feel awful”.
Jane: “It’s COVID 19, not the COVID 19. It isn’t just a single bug that only affects one person at a time”.

by MontyBurns123 June 30, 2021

The Covid Test

It's a nasal sex position that's like face fucking, but for your nasal cavity and using your 8 inch covid stick of course. Not as deep as "the lobotomy" tho.

Nowhere near deep enough, but it's up there.

"Ugh it was damn near tickling my brain"
"Ah so you got the covid test too?"
"Yeah, I tried blowing my nose afterwards for relief but there was too much for regular tissues and I think some of it leaked down my throat."

"Wait...what???"

by Kitcattictac420 October 4, 2021

it’s the COVID!

The standard, go-to reason for things not getting done.

Well I was going to get you a birthday card and a nice present and make you a nice dinner and everything, but you know... it’s the COVID!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020

Leader of the Covid-free World

Shouldn't we celebrate New Zeland Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern as Leader of the Covid-free World considering the lack of leadership shown by many world leaders?

Who is the Leader of the Covid-free World?
New Zealand had less cases than Trump's White House.

by No Hemingway February 6, 2021

On the Covid

On the Covid AKA on the Crown like... on the cuff but cooler and 2020.

On the Crown is like taking a bet with your life because you're a covidiot

then..... when the Crown collets, there is no funeral just disposal.

You sure got that "on the covid" how much did it cost you? bro damn!

Bro I'm good for it! on the COVID kiss the ring

by Jefe141 April 9, 2020