"The Bundabear"

A extremely hairy man( so hairy he could be the bundaberg bear) whose drunk on bundaberg rum rubbing his digusting jello-filled hairy stomach. For he just got out of an australian lime jello wrestling contest.

When robert was in that jello pit with those australains he just keep saying "the bundabear". that hairy bastard he auctually looks like the bundaberg bear.

by tyler dirden April 20, 2007

The Buddy Pie

The act of taking your dog and causing him to cum into a pie and forcing a girl to take a dump and insert it into the pie and then throwing it on her face.

Stacey: I am kinda hungry for Pie

Emuel: Get me the dog and i will show u a The Buddy Pie.

by Emuel Lavigne March 7, 2008

Dance in The Vampire Bund

To perform anal sex without sufficient lubrication, thus causing bleeding.

John: We were out of KY so I totally did the dance in the vampire bund.
Sally: You are a terrible person
John: I know. I should kill myself.

by Rutilcaper April 22, 2010

Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?

A humorous and annoying way to answer a phone call. The phrase derives from the movie "Elf," and is often used to keep telemarketers from calling a person's house, although this is not the phrase's only use. A twist between a prank call and an answering machine, the phrase is popular on sites such as MyLifeIsAverage.com.
NOTE: "Buddy the elf" is said as the name of the receiver, not the caller.

*phone rings*
Receiver: Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?
Telemarketer: Uh...
*Telemarketer hangs up and never calls the house again*

Alternate response:
*phone rings*
Receiver: Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?
Receiver's friend/Caller: Black.
Receiver: Black isn't a color, it's a shade.
*argument about if black is a color*

by RC Michaels December 21, 2010

Buddy the Elf

a hyperactive schizophreic man who lived in the north pole as an elf for half of his adult life. He enjoys singing outside of the women's showers and hugging narwhals. Candy canes are his cocaine and maple syrup and noodles are bae. he gets attacked by racoons that are hugless and loves to plaay with rotary doors. maybe he needs a saint viator education and some love.

buddy the elf get ur shit together

by cali-penguin January 12, 2015

Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?

The best way to answer the phone, from the Christmas movie Elf

I got a scam call so I answered the phone with "Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?"

by Jezij December 18, 2018

bendy the dancing demon

A demon that hates wearing a tutu all the time. Normally he is a calm demon but if you mess with him say your prayers and prepare for the wrath of the midget.

Bendy the Dancing Demon is a little shit.
Bendy is so short!!!

by Cocoa Puffos April 20, 2018