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Only one is The Blade, and that is me.
Holy Shit, that guy aint no ordinary blade, he is THE blade.
by Jack April 20, 2005
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The Blade Master

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An unknown serial killer who killed 3 women in Scotland in 1972, with his famous weapon the katana.
Hey bro have you heard of The Blade Master?
No I haven't but I heard it isn't Stan.
So you're saying that Stan isn't the legendary Blade Master?
Yes he isn't and it's important for you to know this, so you won't be misinformed.
Ah thank bro.
by wokka22 April 7, 2021
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An place or area, such as a street, where prostitutes/lot lizards frequent (work). Also known as a "track."
LA Prostitute: "I just got a text from someone asking if we know anyone that's under 16..."
Client: "Why??"
LA: "Because they wanna fuck a minor! There's a lot of weirdos you find out here... white men especially. I dont know why they have these weird fetishes."
Client: "Yeah that's fucking weird."
LA: "Yeah, but we kick minors off the blade."
by InvaderTaylor September 6, 2023
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fresh off the blade

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Coming directly from a haircut . The blade being the barber’s clippers. Its not gay.
Aint no better feeling than comin fresh off the blade
by NotJordan 🙅🏾‍♂️ February 13, 2019
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addicted to the blade

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Someone who uses a razor blade to cut themselves to bleed on purpose for the enjoyment of others.
Ric Flair and Jon Moxley may bleed in every match. They may be addicted to the blade.
by Your friend Mark in 2022 August 19, 2022
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Walk on the blade

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To walk on the blade is to be a lrostitute, the term refers to the “Blade” as the street or area of town where prostitution happens and to be the prostitute is to walk on this so called “Blade”
Friend: “Yeah Angel, she walk the blade for him”
Me: “Forreal? Oh she can have him I’m not competing w that🙂 ↔️, you won’t catch me walking on the blade for a nigga!!”
Friend “Yeah I ain EVER gone Walk on the blade, you got me messed up 😂”
by School’s the worst August 19, 2025
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Curse of the Blade

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You’re a girl, and you’re dating a boy. You cheat on him, you push him out of bed, you slap him in the face, etc. and in return, you notice he starts acting different that night. He pronounces his R’s like W’s, he colors on an app you’ve never seen him play, his voice is as high pitched as he can arrange it to be, and he uses quotes from his ex and his intended in-laws in conversation when it doesn’t even make sense. He copes, in absurdity and idiosyncratic amusement, by doing his best impression of his first girlfriend, the one he calls “The Sword”. You fall asleep thereafter.

Then, like a phantom, he escapes in the night, and listens to the old songs, and drives in the old way, down the kingsroad, and you never see him again. For only the one that came before you, all of you, offered him up the peace, and the comfort, and the love, to truly rest. You asked about her, once and never again, after noticing his enthusiasm and nostalgia, as if it were 50 years ago. And your decision to betray him brought upon your worst enemy. And this confusion you experienced and verbalized is what it means to have the curse of the blade.
Usurper: “Vance you are so fucking dumb it’s not even funny”
Sticky Vicky: “You’re not dumb, you’re perfect”
Usurper: “uhh I wasn’t talking about myself you fucking idiot.”

Sticky Vicky: “okay get into it I guess”

Usurper: “UHH YEAH WE WILL FUCKING GET INTO IT, YOU ARE PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF
Sticky Vicky: “But I was just twying to hewlp…
Usurper: “Whatever…I’m going to bed” (CURSE OF THE BLADE).

*Sticky Vicky Von Vanimal leaves the usurper, and she is blocked, baleeted, and BTFO’d before his car even starts. And when he yearns for her, it is “Drugs” by lil Aaron, or Tate McRae, or cupcakke. And when he yearns for his younger self, it is Slayer, or Priest, or Pink Tape by lil uzi vert. And when it’s both, it is “Drunk in Love” by Beyoncé, or “Baby I need Your Loving’” by Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell, and several songs he has heard at his nursing home job for the last 5 years. Either way, it is on full volume. a concert, really, taking him home. And it is always, always, his favorite moment, in any of the relationships that have come after the one he calls “the sword.” Finally, the pretending is over with, and full attention and respect is paid to the way things once were, without turmoil, or guilt, or the dreading of a future with someone he doesn’t love.*
by Captain Cream Soda May 26, 2025
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