One has to sit on a tree branch about 11 1/2 feet high. Any higher is dangerous, and any lower will result in a failure of the deed. Once one pulls their pants down, and is ready for the act one has to proceed to poop. Immediately, without hesitation, one has to fall off the back end of the branch, backflipping, and in turn landing on the ground flat on their back. At which point the poop impacts with one's chest. This form of self-masturbation takes many years of experience and should not be perfomed by an amateur. The branch can be substituted with any form of a bar up in the air.
Johnny: How'd you break your neck?
Fred: I did the ol bait n switch from a branch that was too high!
Johnny: Haha, they warn you shouldn't do that!
Fred: I did the ol bait n switch from a branch that was too high!
Johnny: Haha, they warn you shouldn't do that!
by Metal Dan does Metal Dan February 23, 2011
Get the the ol bait n switch mug.When someone is passed out drunk you take their underwear off and shit in them and then slip them back on the unconscious individual.When they come-to they'll think they shit themselves.Naturally,everyone involved will taunt and tease the unfortunate one as if he really had pooped his/her shorts.
by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011
Get the the sneaky bait and switch mug.by MrMagic October 26, 2007
Get the Bait the Master mug.Game played on the highway involving two vehicles. A smaller, preferably agile and/or fast car, does anything it safely can to harass a pickup or SUV driver. Common antics include tailgating, cutting off, just generally taunting them. The game becomes more fun if the "Fatty" tries to keep up or overtake the quick and nimble car. Bonus points if the Fatty has lame bumper stickers about redneck culture, being a Soccer Mom, and/or is uber clean a la the Concrete Cowboy.
I was making good time on the highway today then this SUV was going 60 in the left lane. Got myself an opening in the right lane, passed it then played Bait the Fatty for a few miles, it was great!!
by StupidSponnerism August 2, 2009
Get the Bait the Fatty mug.When someone "accidentally" texts someone or messages them on social media, but has a plan to work on them to get in their pants.
I butt dialed her to see if she would end up taking the DM bait. She responded and we started talking about what she wants in a man and then I played the game and she gave it up to me and took the bait.
by calic0jack July 18, 2018
Get the Taking the DM Bait mug.TV show where five faggots come over & try to show a straight guy how to act more like a fudgepacker. As if knowledge of music, decorating, and fashion is not what makes a dude queer in the first place.
Watched exclusively by women and homosexual men.
Watched exclusively by women and homosexual men.
FABULOUS, Fred!! The guys from Queer Bait for the Not Straight came over yesterday & took me shopping at Fags R Us and the Penis Lover's Furniture Outlet. Wanna butt-slam?
by Michael Hunt March 14, 2005
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