sylahstexus the almighty

we pray to him. He is our leader,

all hail sylahstexus the almighty

yes

all non believers will feel his wrath

he has taken down many gods

he is all powerful

he has demolished god and enslaved Anubis

by I am in possession of nukes. February 13, 2024

The Lord Almighty

The art of nailing someone (traditionally female) to a cross and crucifying them and leaving the corpse inside a tomb for three days and then gathering a large group of friends to partake in aggressive sexual acts afterwards, traditionally screaming “hallelujah” at the point of ejaculation.

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Person 1: I’m feeling feeling so down right now
Person 2: you should turn to the lord almighty

Person 3: what are you talking about dad?

by Yert 69 January 9, 2020

THE GREAT DAY OF ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL

EVERY APRIL 30TH ALL AROUND THE WORLD EVERYONE IN THE WORLD KILLS ONE PERSON AND ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL REWARDS EVERYONE WITH EVERYTHING THEY WISH FOR ALL YEAR LONG, PERFECT EVERYTHING EVEN PARTNER. MONEY, AND BETTER TECHNOLOGY AND GREATER TASTING FOOD THAN LAST YEAR, EVERYONE CANT WAIT FOR THIS DAY THAT DREAMS COME TRUE EVERY TIME THOSE WHO HONOR ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR ALWAYS FOREVERMORE, but the only place that doesnt practice this is united states of america...they probably dont even know and missing up big time because everything gets better every year even the cars. even stealh camo that makes you invisable. everything you want. then you have another year to think about even greater stuff and ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL always BLESS WAY MORE THAN YOU ASK FOR THOSE WHO DOES THIS THING.

THE GREAT DAY OF ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL HAS FINALLY ARRIVED AGAIN!!!

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 24, 2022

BOB THE ALLMIGHTY

Bob. Is. For. Ever. Climb. The. Wall. For. Bob. Yes. Bob. For. Ever. Praise. Bob.

Bob is great. Bob is GREAT. BOB THE ALLMIGHTY IS GREAT.

by Abby Icewand April 19, 2022

stuart the allmighty

Stuart is a beautiful creation who is our all God. They want nothing but the best for us. pray for him and all of her doings. This turtle saved us all

Stuart the allmighty is our all savior and God

by Stuart-we-love-you October 15, 2021

the Alighty Ollar

Homer Simpson's failed attempt at folding the Mad Magazine Fold-In

Question: What higher power do TV evangelists worship?

Real Answer: The Almighty Dollar

Homer's Failed Fold: The Alighty Ollar

The Alighty Ollar? Oh I get it!

by TornadoGordo April 18, 2018

the.girl.almightyy

the coolest one direction stan there is….

hey are u mutuals with @ the.girl.almightyy
OMG YES SHES SO COOL

by anonymous1763 August 8, 2021