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Greyhound Bus Therapy

A type of “therapy” provided where a person in an official capacity places someone in dire straits on a bus to a distant city instead of offering them the help they need.
They elected to offer him the top of the line treatment given to folks like him; he was released from jail and getting Greyhound Bus Therapy well before sunrise.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 18, 2021
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dolphin conversion therapy

To commit suicide with a firearm fired upwards through the roof of ones own mouth. Thus giving yourself a Dolphin-esque blowhole on the top of your head.
1. Kurt Cobain did so much China White he decided to give himself a bit of the ol’ Dolphin Conversion Therapy.
by MitchDoyle13 June 26, 2019
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paper therapy

Counting your money to feel successful, satisfied, or relaxed.
Young Jeezy in "I'm So Paid":

"I used to get bored, count twenties for practice.

Paper therapy, we let the money relax us."
by justwannasaythat July 21, 2009
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Phyzical Thurapy

"Phyzical Thurapy" is a hip-hop/rap group from Chicago, Illinois. Consisting of A.J. Presley (Phyzical), and Alan Armani (Thurapy), who are the current members of the rap group "Phyzical Thurapy." Their record label is PT Entertainment, which they formed in 2008, and currently own. They even launched their own website, at: www.phyzicalthurapy.com
They are best known for their underground 2008 hit single 'Welcome To Chicago' - by: Phyzical Thurapy
by Christopher Mark Craylone December 27, 2009
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Retail Therapy

The act of shopping as an outlet for frustration and a reliever of stress.
Juju's Retail Therapy session went quite well; she visited the local Sephora for her fix of new eyeshadows, as well as the jewelry cart for a pair of new obnoxious but cute earrings. Nothing beats spending money to forget about your troubles.
by Princess Juju Bunnie February 19, 2004
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shark therapy

A highly successful psychotherapy technique that requires only one “session” during which a person comes close to being eviscerated by a great white, but is allowed to escape unharmed.
I tried shark therapy because it’s more experiential and doesn’t require you to talk or have insight; you just feel really great when it’s all over!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2020
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finger therapy

Slang for giving someone the finger and the immediate healing this physical and emotional release provides.
I knew that we were definitely done as I heard him yelling at me again so I gave myself a much-needed dose of good ol’ finger therapy!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2020
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