textbook my meat

The act of dropping a textbook, usually a dictionary, onto your meat (penis, testicles).

I'm going to textbook my meat. Ow!

by TomBB January 11, 2009

textbook answer

(n.) An answer which fully answers the question in a way that a test book would.

What does BMW stand for?


Bayerische Motoren werke, which is German for Bavarian motor works, Bavaria being the place in Germany where area where the company started work, and motor works being the type of business.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 23, 2004

textbook

When posting on an internet forum in accordance with proper/recognised posting etiquette.

Kevo...that was textbook

by toppity November 15, 2009

textbook separation

The failure to stick together in L4D, usually resulting in being pounced by a hunter or pulled by a smoker where your teammates cannot immediately rescue you.

Hunter pounces Francis

Zoey: A hunter pounced Francis!
Af-1: TEXTBOOK SEPARATION FRANCIS!

by CheeseyWhizz October 24, 2009

Textbook

When a person behaves or an event unfolds as it is explained in an educational text. "Straight out of a text book"

A perfect example.

similiar to classic

Twerking on that guys junk in front of the smith family was textbook Miley.

Tul and Morbs were the textbook childhood duo.

by theLITTLEj March 15, 2016

Testbook

(těstˌbʊk)

-n

The account you made before you made your permanent Facebook account; the one you used to get a feel of Facebook and to check out people profiles in hopes of being able to view them by meeting the criteria of having an account. Usually named after your alias and does not contain any photos.

Your girlfriend: (casually browsing through your account): It says here under the People You Might Know category that you might know Joe Snuffy. Who's that?

You: Oh, that was just my Testbook. I used it to check out people's profiles before I actually committed to Facebook.

Your girlfriend: Wow, did you "Testbook" me before we met?

You: I plead the Fizzif, bitch!

by Castleheart October 14, 2010

froobing textbook

something you'd shove up someones throat

shut the froob up or i will shove a froobing textbook up your nan and send her to joe boylans house

by OLLLIEHHHHH July 25, 2018