Texaco Tubesteak

Another phrase to describe a roller dog.

Dude, you seriously ate a Texaco Tubesteak? Let me know if you want to go to the emergency room to get your stomach pumped.

by King of roller dogz June 15, 2009

texaco

the urge to take a poop, so badly that you think that there is an excellent chance that you will have to drop a deuce in your pants.

I had a texaco while driving home from the flea market.

by valdimirjones August 11, 2008

Texafornian

A name given to any Californian that has moved to Texas recently to escape the shithole California has become or to escape the impending massive earthquake that will inevitably sink the state.

God help us if any more of those Texafornian cockroaches come here. Their mannerisms are ruining everything.

by thatonedudebro December 6, 2015

teakoah

A girl who is strong and strict but very beautiful and can be very hard headed. She can get very caring when she sees someone she loves in need

Teakoah is very wonderful

by Powerful messages November 13, 2018

TeakoMoment

When someone says something SUPER racist out of nowhere but acts like it was a "joke" and that they are "kidding".

Yo jenny you can't say your a lowkey KKK member that's a fucking TeakoMoment...

by GGIILLYY June 3, 2021

texxako

a funny ass memepage with no hoes💯

Example 1: yo that joke was as funny as texxako memes

Example 2: yo that nigga texxako ass😂 sike goofy ass nigga he the goat💯

by A real nigga💯 August 18, 2021

Texaco slamhouse

In a small apartment where the bedrooms are closely adjacent to the kitchen and bathroom, you must shit over a kitchen trashcan into a Tupperware container while your roommates are home, using only an open umbrella laid on the floor to block their view of the slamhouse. Freezing the dump after the Texaco slamhouse is highly recommended. Cheers to disgust!

My roommates were completely unaware of my Texaco slamhouse till they saw a Tupperware container labeled peter North's dump in the freezer.

by authomthauce813 March 25, 2022