tevez

the best footballer in the world. absolute argentinian legend

tevez is safe as fuck

by clart face May 10, 2006

tevernate

1.Too instigate only because someone asked you to.
2.too act as if somthing done is how you alwys are.

tevernate pronounced; (tev-er-nate)

by regardless devon victory May 12, 2010

Shi'don'tevenknow

Abreviation for "shit, I don't even know." Used quickly by a guilty party to absolve guilt when asked a question.

"Whose panties are these?"
"Shi'don'tevenknow."

by Stephen Funari April 3, 2003

Doing the Tevez

goal celebration which immitates stirring a large cauldron whilst dancing invented by the Argentinian and Manchester City footballer Carlos Tevez.

When you score and do the celebration you are "doing the Tevez"

by REL74 February 12, 2010

Teveshan

The man who appears into your life out of nowhere and is always understanding. Makes you feel like home within 5 minutes of meeting him and is a wise soul. Used to do foolish acts; such as getting into relationships with people he has no business being with, but does so to be loved.

Teveshan is a gentle soul. Always tries to do right by his friends and family, but rarely, unintentionally, messes up. What he wants most in life is to be understood.

When you're in need of him, he drops everything in his hands and helps you despite the consequences.

He believes that little changes in our daily routine can have huge differences in our future. Similar to using a time machine to go back and change something so little, yet has a monumental change. Similar to the butterfly effect, per se.

Simply sitting next to him on a bench with the rustle of the leaves as the only music, you will feel safe.

I've never met anyone like Teveshan before

by KeyC89 July 21, 2018

Tevenson

Tevenson is handsome, and is the cool guy.

Look, it's Tevenson! He's so cool!

by MrYeet January 4, 2021

tevengez

A form of revenge

You killed me in COD I’m going to Tevengez you!

by Galvenknuckle August 15, 2023