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gosip tetangga

Gosip Tetangga is the deadliest weapon in the universe

This weapon comes from Indonesia

Unlike other weapons that only attack physically

This weapon attacks physically and mentally

This weapon, named "Gosip Tetangga" was made in the vicinity of a Tukang sayur

It's likely that if this weapon was produced on a large scale it would destroy the universe

Written by Watashihadare??#0406
This is the sound of the Gosip Tetangga
A : Aduh jeng, lihat tuh anaknya bu aminah beli mobil baru lagi
B : Aduh padahal suaminya gapernah kerja nganggur doang
C : Sabar ibu ibu mungkin mereka main saham atau investasi
B : Halah kamu ini mau belain si aminah segala

D : Iyatuh sok banget
A : Ibu ibu jangan di temenin tuh biar ama si aminah

KEESOKAN HARINYA

Iklan TV : Investasilah bersama Bonimo Dan jadilah seperti duta investasi kami yaitu Bu Aminah
C : Tuh bener kan bu aminah itu Investasi Bukan ngepet
A : Ih percaya banget ama TV Asal kamu tau ya sekarang itu banyak Hoax
D : Iya tuh percaya banget ya

KU MENANGISSSS MEMBAYANGKANN BETAPA KEJAMNYA DIRIMU TERHADAP DIRIKU
by Watashihadare??#0406 October 22, 2020
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Incomplete Tetanus

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For example, in a lab the muscle fiber was shocked 15 times per second which caused the fiber to be in a state of incomplete tetanus.
by 5m0k3 October 1, 2009
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