testicears

earings that hang like balls

JR's ears look like testicears because of his earings

by dunsky83 March 14, 2010

textiversary

The yearly celebration or commemoration of the first exchange of texts between two people.

Lisa: you know our textiversary is coming up, right??
Missy: Ooo of course! Last Halloween was when you became my text ho!! How could I forget?!

by BigMissy September 9, 2010

Tele-Testies

The courage one would find to verbally assult another over the phone. Using the telephone as protection to insult another; typically saying things to another (over the telephone) that one would not generally say in person.

"That customer sure had some tele-testies, calling me a stupid mother fucker, over the phone. I bet he wouldn't say that to my face".

by Kimberlini April 7, 2011

testie tickler

another male trying to fondle another males "unit" with his finger tips in a tickling motion.

hey loser stop trying to testie tickle me!

by Spunk March 21, 2004

testie blowout

1. A sudden increase in the pitch of ones voice during speech, usually for the duration of one syllable only. Similar to the process a teenage boy undergoes during puberty but far more sporadic and therefore more humorous for onlookers. Incidence is increased during periods of excitement and is also seen to be directly proportionate to the number of people listening.
2. May also be used literally by the stupid and uneducated to describe a sudden increase in testicular size such as that associated with conditions like elephantitis.

1. "Hey guys, what's happENing?"
2. Doctor: "Well Sir, what seems to be the problem?"
Patient: "Well..as you can see, I'm experiencing testie blowout."

by Sam June 18, 2004

testie pop

What happens usually to a teenage boy, could be during pubity...but it is very humours to people around. It is when a young male will say -usual in one syllabol of a word and his voice changes into a high pitch in that part of his sentence, when this happens other onlookers r forced to yell out and embarrass the boy by screaming "TESTIE POP". OR as a cover up the boy will say "TESTIE POP!" to himself, so he isnt as embarrassed by everyone else letting other no what has just happened

First boy- "hey guys wats hapPEning"
Onlookers- "TESTIE POP!"

OR

unsuspecting adolescent- "and then i went up to the guy and i smAShed em"..."AWW shit TESTIE POP!"

by LiL AsH April 1, 2005

Testie

an idiot, a moron, a fat slob who is part of an ingame alliance called "Test Alliance Please Ignore". His choice of weapon is the stupid, a highly contagious disease which attacks the brain and controls your mind leaving you as a mindless buffoon easily susceptible to garbage propaganda.

This one time, at band camp I met a testie and he infected me with the stupid. Luckily i went to the top medical facility in the world and the people there cured me.

by iamdumbandapartoftestalliance September 17, 2012