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Testing the Gay Waters

The way a gay friend might very slowly introduce the idea that he would like to see if he can convert you.
Man 1: Last night I was talking to one of my buddies online and he told me in the middle of the conversation the he just finished masturbating.

Man 2: Dude I think he was Testing the Gay Waters.
by I got you back September 20, 2009
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mint testing

The mint test is a common method that is used to determine the probability of a relationship between 2 members of the opposite gender progressing past the talking phase. The mint test typically involves 2-4 roles, the mint supplier, the mint admin, the mintee, and the wing-man/woman. The mint test MUST be done alone or in a private location such as a park and be thought out carefully. a common mint testing session can go one of 2 ways. A type-a mint test is one in which the mint administer does not pack a mint on them, and a mint supplier must be involved. A type-b mint test is one in which the mint administer is a "chad", and packs a mint on them at all times. Mint testing can be classified into another category containing a wing man. For example, a type-bw mint test is simply a type-b test that involves a wingman.

a type-aw mint test example:

hey man that girl is pretty cute, you should pull another mint test.
mint admin: hell yea, mint test! but... I don't think I brought any Altoids or tic-tacs.
mint supplier: it's all good, I have some spearmint gum in my laptop bag. I have to leave though.
wingman: hey man she's sitting on that bench, go mint test her, I'll be with you.
(they walk to the bench)
mintee: hey guys, what's up?
wingman: not much, I have to go. I'll leave you two to it.
mint admin: *sits down* here, want a mint?
mintee: sure!
mint admin: hey how about we go to my place?
mintee: ok!

(created by cmanbrine)
Hey man, I'm gonna go to the park later, want to go mint testing?

Sure! Can't wait to go mint testing!
by CmanBrine February 14, 2021
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Gay/B testing

The process for determining the sexual orientation of a person by sending attractive people of multiple genders to flirt with them and measuring which get higher dick-through rates.
We didn't know which team Ross played for, so we got Melissa and Dennis to do some Gay/B testing.
by Discressionlisp McNamaste June 29, 2011
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Testilying

Perjury by witnesses during a trial to strengthen the prosecution's case.
Some of the testimony in the O J Simpson trial was alleged to be testilying.
by Uncle Bill August 7, 2006
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testing waters

SELLING MY SHIRT FOR 5 BUCKS OBO TESTING WATERS.
by J.x3 May 3, 2012
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Testing me

Stop testing me before I kick yo ass
by Dkgvuvusf March 21, 2017
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testing

To try the patience of a certain individual who you know can't be tried son.
Alex, if you don't stop testing Jessica, she's going to burn your face with a bagel!
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