yestimate

Used to take the place of the word 'guesstimate'. Often used in a pinch to determine an accurate number when without means of calculating the result properly. As a result, the end number is always correct.

John- "Don't just pour the milk in, the directions say we need two cups!"

Bob- "It's cool, I yestimated."

by lane0226 May 9, 2010

textmated

When a computer application has not received any useful update in many years and the users start to migrate to competing software not because they are necessarily better, but because they have regular updates.

Background:
The popular Mac text editor TextMate has not had any useful update in over 4 years. Leading to many TextMate users leaving for alternative text editors.

Tiz: "QuickSilver is quickly becoming textmated."
Miz: "Yeah, I textmated to LaunchBar last month. I wish they had a picture based UI like QuickSilver."

Bounce: "I textmated to BBEdit last week, it's going to take awhile to get used to, but at least I know there are going to be regular updates."

by vinnyrose August 13, 2011

Trustimate

Gain trust of superiors by repeatedly delivering quality assured, defined work on time and in budget.

The development teams gained the trust of the Board by consistently delivering their work to the estimates they supplied. The CEO liked their commitment so much she called their plans TRUSTIMATES. Her interest and recognition of the teams' work improved the psychological contracts, creating a virtuous cycle.

by DeepSmart December 10, 2015

Texticate

Carrying on a conversation through text messaging.

We'll texticate and figure everything out tomorrow.

I'll texticate you when I know what time and then you can texticate me when your ready.

I would have texticated, but I ran out of minutes on my frick'n expensive phone plan.

by Beauty22 February 24, 2010

textmate

n. condition or situation where after texting another for hours and all topics have been thoroughly explored, no further texts, acronyms, emoticons, etc. are possible.

After text partner divulges unimaginable news to which one cannot respond. Akin to checkmate in chess.

I texted Matt for six hours last night, til we had nothing left to say. I was like textmate! I'm going to bed.

by kk shuffle December 30, 2012

Conservative Estimate

A completely implausible figure made up by a conservative and stated as fact.

Conservative Estimates:

The President's 10-day trip to India will cost $200,000,000/day.

The probability of a cell forming by chance is 10^-58, and any event with a probability of less than 10^-40 is impossible.

by Whitey314 April 20, 2011

testicatasty

1. A ball-like taste.
2. An exclamation that can replace such proclamations as "great", "fantastic", "superlative" and "5ive".

1. "Golly," said Ashlyn, "after sex with that man, my mouth was all testicatasty."
2. "That shirt looks really nice on you." "Yeah, I was told it was testicatasty."

by Adrian L. January 28, 2006