by Hamdetta June 21, 2020
Get the Tezak mug.1. Any one of a race of amazing girls bearing the given name Tessa who enjoy Sleeping, Not doing homework, Staying up late for no reason, Dancing, Flirting, Rainbow Alliance (on occasion) Cuddles, Hugs, Being Old, Worrying, Military Men, Hippies and/or Hippie ish guys.
2. An amazingly beautiful woman who posseses extreme knowledge, yet lacks the ability to spell.
3. A person who subscribes to the theory that dirt and germs are the same thing (also known as the dirt=germs theory)
4. A female who is two awesome to be allowed to belong to any one man, and is therefore, according to all formally known boy code, stuck in the "friend zone"
5. The most awesome best friend a girl could ask for (after you go through the 3 year test period, consisting of being told that your parents dont love you...)
2. An amazingly beautiful woman who posseses extreme knowledge, yet lacks the ability to spell.
3. A person who subscribes to the theory that dirt and germs are the same thing (also known as the dirt=germs theory)
4. A female who is two awesome to be allowed to belong to any one man, and is therefore, according to all formally known boy code, stuck in the "friend zone"
5. The most awesome best friend a girl could ask for (after you go through the 3 year test period, consisting of being told that your parents dont love you...)
I loveses my tessakins!
by Cat039 December 16, 2008
Get the Tessakins mug.A beautiful girl handcrafted very delicately. She understands and will listen to all you have to say and will respect your opinion. She is strong willed and is very determined. People notice her when she enters a room. Everyone who meets her falls in love with her.
by A2JMan June 10, 2009
Get the Teaka mug.Guy #1: Did you hear Claybee's teakettle laugh?
Guy #2: Yeah, after 8 seconds only dogs could hear it.
Guy #2: Yeah, after 8 seconds only dogs could hear it.
by I Love Mixing Salad June 12, 2017
Get the Teakettle Laugh mug.The act of mixing herbal tea, whiskey, and a bit of water. Discovered by uprising economist Austin S in Austin, Texas.
Described as "Amerikano way of getting drunk with tailored impunity of postponed burning savoriness."
by Dr. Monroy (self certified), honey bee philanthropist and a really bad crypto-currency investor.
Described as "Amerikano way of getting drunk with tailored impunity of postponed burning savoriness."
by Dr. Monroy (self certified), honey bee philanthropist and a really bad crypto-currency investor.
Miko: "Yo dawg, what do we have to drink?"
William: "None much dawg, just whiskey"
Ugo: "I hate whiskey, that burning feel makes it hard to drink it"
Belle: "I got you guys, let's just make Teaskey!"
Ugo, William, and Miko synchronously respond with "Bet"
William: "None much dawg, just whiskey"
Ugo: "I hate whiskey, that burning feel makes it hard to drink it"
Belle: "I got you guys, let's just make Teaskey!"
Ugo, William, and Miko synchronously respond with "Bet"
by Amerikano September 16, 2019
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