Termite Tits

very very small pair of boobs, i mean like so small you can barely tell they are boobs and not nothing

holy crap jessica has a pair of termite tits!!!!!

by Dingo and the Baby December 16, 2009

Termite Face

A woman's face that is so hideous that is causes a man to lose an erection, or "destroy wood".

Mike: Hey, did you see Jessica today? I'd tap that, wouldn't you?
John: Jessica? Hell, I'd only do her doggie so I wouldn't have to look at her termite face.

by Joey69_69 April 21, 2014

Termite mouth

When she really wants to munch on your wood

Man my girl had termite mouth last night so bad she blew me in the car on the way home.

by Trd222 June 23, 2021

termite queen

A female that pops a ton of babies out and lays around the house all day, usually making the dad do all the work.

"Remember Kelly from school, she ain't nothing but a termite queen now."

by dangbe March 2, 2010

cocky termite

a girl who wants to fuck and/suck any man she sees that she finds attractive

mark: bro i was sitting and marcia kept pushing herself on me
tremaine: same.
dane: i thought i was the only one, it look like she want all of us.
tremaine. no bro dont feel too special shes a cocky termite

by miami vice December 2, 2019

Twat Termites

Another word for crabs on a woman's pussy

Damn dude,IthinkyourgirlhasTwat Termites.

by Blumpkin Please November 27, 2009

Emotional Termites

Much like the 'Moths Of Death', the emotional termites are another insect analogy to having an awful feeling about something.

Hayden: Hey Andrew, how is the web of insanity working out for you?

Andrew: The Moths of Death have been exterminated and replaced by the 'Emotional Termites.'

Hayden: Oh no, that's bad. That's as bad as it gets! You gotta seek help man.

by mothsofdeath November 19, 2010