Termite

A termite is when you have a bunch of roaches either from joints or blunts then roll it up in a backwood

The plug didn’t hit me back so I had to roll a termite

by TermiteSmoket September 22, 2022

Termite

A word used in a derogatory sense. Typically to define citizens of a cooperative or collective country. Specifically ones which grant no wages to their workforce but instead have them work for free, whether by force or by voluntary contribution.

Commonly used by the UNAR, MAGOG forces to refer to citizens of Spindle

These people live for free and work hardly 2 hours a week, damn termites!

by Polyarch TAV May 25, 2025

Termite Tits

very very small pair of boobs, i mean like so small you can barely tell they are boobs and not nothing

holy crap jessica has a pair of termite tits!!!!!

by Dingo and the Baby December 16, 2009

Termite Face

A woman's face that is so hideous that is causes a man to lose an erection, or "destroy wood".

Mike: Hey, did you see Jessica today? I'd tap that, wouldn't you?
John: Jessica? Hell, I'd only do her doggie so I wouldn't have to look at her termite face.

by Joey69_69 April 21, 2014

Termite mouth

When she really wants to munch on your wood

Man my girl had termite mouth last night so bad she blew me in the car on the way home.

by Trd222 June 23, 2021

termite queen

A female that pops a ton of babies out and lays around the house all day, usually making the dad do all the work.

"Remember Kelly from school, she ain't nothing but a termite queen now."

by dangbe March 2, 2010

Termite Pants

Wood killers, talkin boners folks. When she wears pants that kill the boner.

Thought I was gonna get lucky, but my girl put on her termite pants.

by RapidRelease April 25, 2020