tentacool

some stupid annoying jellyfish thingy that appears every other minute when you're surfing/swimming in the sea. it sucks ass but it still wants to pwn your lv 100 pokemonz lol

player: stupid tentacools appear in the sea every other second

by hby6 April 27, 2009

textual intercourse

The consummation of a relationship via SMS messages.

Matt and Heather have been having textual intercourse for over a month.

by Chauncey Billups August 24, 2005

Textual Relations

To engage in dirty talk with ones partner via text message.

My thumbs are killin me, I was engaged in some heavy duty textual relations!!!

by Bobby Crumbsnatcher April 16, 2008

Tentman

-noun
1. A member of the female gender.
2. The image of a woman on a bathroom stall sign who has had part of her dress scratched out, causing her bottom half to resemble a tent.
3. A male who exhibits feminine qualities.
4. A male who is whipped or takes orders from his significant other.
5. A gentleman with the unfortunate job of constructing/shipping tents.

Get back into the kitchen, tentman! There's a clock on the stove!

by Gentleman Davy Roberts January 5, 2011

textually frustrated

When you are desperately waiting for a text and you either get a text from a person you don't want it to be or it takes time to come through, one becomes textually frustrated.

"yo,i have been waiting all night for shaniqua to text me and all i have got in the last hour is a message from ma moms"
... "F dat, you must be textually frustrated"

by jpz11 June 22, 2009

textually active

Engaging in any textual activity. The status of sending text messages on a semi-regular basis.

Doctor: 'Son, are you textually active?'
Teen: 'ya, but never with the same phone'
Doctor: 'what?'
Teen: 'I never text on the same phone, i like to feel different keyboards.'
Doctor: 'nice...'
Doctor: 'you have the H.I.V'

by EaganMNz June 19, 2010

tentaquil

Born on /vp/, tentaquil is the only Pokemon that's actually cool. He's da shit. He even owns his own game, called "Pokemon tentaquil".

Dex Entry: tentaquil is the best pokemon in ever. he will beat everything up. he is a good one.

Base Stats: 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100.
Typing: Bug/Psychic.
Ability: Immunity.
Since it gets Sketch by leveling up, it can learn all moves.

Person 1: its a tentaquil

Person 2: zOMG tentaquil! hes da shit!!

Person 1: yeah da shit man he kills the world!

by ErrorPwnage October 18, 2011