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Tijuana Drift

After ejaculating into a condom, proceed to taking it off and turning it inside out, then with brutal force pimp slap your lover with the condom from one end of the face to the other thus creating a drift like mark made soley from baby yogurt.
Greg, I totally tijuana drifted your mom last night, the impact was so hard her face was smoking.

I was going to tijuana drift my woman after i ejaculated, but when i pulled out i realized i didn't have a condom on, talk about a bad night!
by Saxon McCormick April 16, 2008
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Tijuana Car Wash

The act of lying down and having everyone at a party pour some of their drink on you all at once, then having hard spirits poured into your mouth from the bottle while still on your back. (Most commonly tequila)
- Geoff is getting crazy tonight, he’s keen for a Tijuana Car Wash.

- I can’t do a Tijuana Car Wash tonight, I have a date after this.
by Acacia Burkei March 4, 2018
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Tijuana Bang

Before engaging in sexual intercourse , a man puts a few drops of Tabasco sauce on the head of his penis. Then proceeds to have sex using the Tabasco sauce as a lubricant as well as aphrodisiac.
“What happened to all the Tobasco sauce? Brandi and I tried doing the Tijuana Bang last night. It was hot literally and figuratively.”

“This girl on tinder told me she wanted to to Tijuana Bang. Do I bring the Tabasco or her?”
by Fun&Flex October 19, 2019
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Reverse Tijuana Jackhammer

If when a male and a female engage in a standing 69 where the female is the standing partner, the male achieves orgasm first, the female retaliates by dropping or thrusting the male straight downwards onto the floor and shitting on his unconscious face.

A variant of the Alabama Jackhammer
That stupid jackass Craig came in my mouth before I was even halfway there so I gave him a Reverse Tijuana Jackhammer.
by Backwoods Jackass June 2, 2013
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Tequan

A dark skinned male with a good heart and does anything for others always putting himself last
Tequan is to nice
by Jodigotcha December 22, 2016
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Tijuana Tacklebox

When you take leftovers from a resturant (preferable Dennys) and stuff then in a targets mailbox. If possible, it should be done in winter so the leftovers freeze. Repeat as necessary.
Dude, don't eat all your nachos, we gotta run some Tijuana Tackleboxes tonight!
by FAWKES123 November 22, 2009
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Tijuana Frag Grenade

After having sex the man removes his condom lights it on fire and slaps the woman in the face with it.
Dr. Gomez: Man, last night was awesome!
Janelle: Why?
Dr. Gomez: I gave my girl a Tijuana Frag Grenade last night and she almost puked!
by BMan123 May 11, 2010
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