Teleke[wii]sis

Using your Wii remote to pick things up or do other tasks using your mind.

"Don't worry, I will telekewiisis that beer from the fridge for you."

"Get me a beer telekewiisis."

by Ivasauskas January 5, 2009

tehee

a type of autistic screeching most commonly utilized in Suicide Silence's first 2017 single, Doris

-Either way this blood will rot
-*clears throat* TEHEE, TEHEE HUUUUUE

by ΞοηνΤηεΗεαωυ March 11, 2017

tehehe

When one of the female species says "tehehe" one can make the assumtion that their vag tingles.

Girl: tehehe
Boy:Ur vag must be tingling right now

by brahman da Buddhaha December 28, 2010

teekens

A God like human that has the loins to impress the greatest of women.

Man, that guy is such a Teekens!

by MiniTeeks November 6, 2013

Teeked

Major faceplant, usually ending in a broken neck and uncomfortable ride to the hospital.

That kid totally teeked!

by flyinryan95 November 23, 2011

telekenishish

When two close friends have similar thoughts or coincidental telepathic-like situations occur.

*over phone*
Friend 1 "I'm eating cheap sushi right now"
Friend 2 "I bet you're having some cheap 12 piece sushi thats' $6.99
Friend 1 "O____O HOW DID YOU KNOW?!"
Friend 2 "It's TELEKENISHISH"

by thaartofdez August 7, 2006

Telekeyboardisis

The ability to type the same things at the same time during Chat with another person multiple times repeated.

Tom 9:58:12am: Hey Jerry we should go to the movies today!
Jerry 9:58:12am:Hey Tom we should go to the movies today!
Tom 10:00:20am: Oh god I think we have telekeyboardisis!
Jerry 10:00:20am: Oh god I think we have telekeyboardisis!

by THELOSTWATCH May 28, 2013