teeny bopper 

Idiotic 9 - 14 yr old girls that
- Think Hannnah Montana is lyke oh my gawd, so awesome!
- Obsessed with bright colors and tacky glitter
- Think Zac Efron will marry them
- Hobbies include chewing gum and text messaging
- Know nothing about the real world
- Think their so cute when their just fucking annoying

Teeny Bopper: Oh my gawd I freakin' like hate yooh!

Me: dude your like 10, learn about the real world.

teeny bopper by Jersey Kid February 2, 2008

teeny bopper 

A young person, usually female, usually of a preppy, perky, trendy nature. Online, they 'type lyke dis' and are fond of (or are too stupid to use anything else than) slang such as 'u' 'r' 'ur' 'y' 'wut' and put a z in replacement for an s. Despite what some of the other definitions say, a teenybopper likely would not play DDR or use faces such as 'O_O' for all people who do the above, in their right minds, despise teenyboppers. Like me.

Teenybopper: a/s/l wutz up ur so kewlies lolz
Me: What the hell. -_-;;

teeny bopper by Firey June 29, 2003

teeny bopper 

Usually girls in their early teens who try to act and dress like their favorite pop stars and they listen to pop music non stop. Like boy bands and pop idols and shit. They wear shirts that, I guess, is supposed to sum the person up in a couple words like "Princess" or "Chicks Rock" or "50% Angel 50% Devil" and they break down in tears when they see a Backstreet Boy and are like OH MY GOD, CAN YOU, LIKE, BELIEVE THAT'S HIM...AHHHHH

Teeny boppers have no taste in music, they listen to people that can lip synch and sound like shit in real life...that definitely isn't talent and their rich off a voice they don't have

teeny bopper by XXXaggeration February 11, 2005

Teeny Bopper 

Mindless retarded 13-17 year old girls who dress like whores and listen to NStink, Backdoor Boys, Bebounce, Slutina, Bitchney, Bitchenys Whores etc etc....Need to be taken away forre-education then sent to the killing fields alongside there crappy top 40 pop groups.

My Neighbour Naomi

Teeny Bopper by Brother Number One November 15, 2003

teeny bopper 

9-12 girls who think they're all that just because they said 'bitch' or 'ass'.

Bopper 1: HeY bItCh wUz Up?
Bopper 2: Wut R we WaItiN 4? LeTz kiCK aSs!!!
Me: What a bunch of fuckin posers.

teeny bopper by Applet Boo August 26, 2004

teeny bopper 

A teeny bopper is usually between the ages of 11-15. Everything they like comes from the latest trends or fashions, which they have nothing of. Their whole existence is based on what their friends wear or have.
They only like what's "IN" and after that, they wouldn't be caught dead with it. "DeY TyPE LyK DiS."

They wear tight ass clothes even though they are fat as fuck. the shirts they wear would say something like "baby phat, roxy, princess, baby girl, flirt" they have no lives and obsess over their boyfriend and saying "i love you" like they actually mean it, and then get dumped a day later. they go to the mall more than 3 times a week in large groups, usually more than 8 people. they stand around stores and talk about useless stuff with their other teeny bopper friends. you can tell they're a teeny bopper if they bring a backback with them to the mall with nothing inside. teeny boppers wear rubber bands on their pants to try to look cool. they buy way too much shoes. they talk and can't back it up.

Teeny boppers aren't smart or good at sports. they're not even good at what they think theyre good at. believe me, i know some teeny boppers. their clothing makes me wanna burn my eyes off. well, a teeny bopper is someone who tries to be one of the girls in a rap video, with tight clothing, $200 hair, and expensive shoes and perfume. they make me sick. basically a teeny bopper is stupid, retard, wannabe kind of person.

teeny bopper 1:HeY GuRl. Y0u WaNna g0 2 dA mALl S0 wE kIn meEt uP WiT dA gUYZ AnD ThRow Up In tHe BaThr00ms aFteR LunCh?
teeny bopper 2: HeLlZ YAhz GiRLy.

teeny bopper by charlie willaim dag friegle August 9, 2006

Teeny Bopper 

A teeny bopper is a wannabe, a poser, a 6-7th grade slut whore. She's a prep one day then punk/rock the next. She says she has 20 boyfriends when they're all made up. The only real one is the 45 year old guy she talks and brags to online after school. She wears 10 inches of orange foundation she thinks makes her tan. She gets in trouble at school for her shirts sized (14 months). Fails at everything she tries. Isn't talented.

Someone who likes Johnny Depp only because of POTC or Billie Joe only because of American Idiot.

Wears shirts like "Blondes do it Best"

Teeny Bopper by Dallas Rose May 28, 2005