1 definition by Dallas Rose

A teeny bopper is a wannabe, a poser, a 6-7th grade slut whore. She's a prep one day then punk/rock the next. She says she has 20 boyfriends when they're all made up. The only real one is the 45 year old guy she talks and brags to online after school. She wears 10 inches of orange foundation she thinks makes her tan. She gets in trouble at school for her shirts sized (14 months). Fails at everything she tries. Isn't talented.
Someone who likes Johnny Depp only because of POTC or Billie Joe only because of American Idiot.

Wears shirts like "Blondes do it Best"
by Dallas Rose May 22, 2005
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