Tenacious D 

The Rock Duo Consisting of one "Kyle Gass"(Acoustics) and one "Jack Black"(Vocals). They Pride Themselves On Being The Greatest Band In The World.

Tenacious D Is The Greatest Band In The World!!

Tenacious D by Mightyted April 7, 2003

Tenacious T 

n. A person that has good intentions but sucks at every possible aspect of life

Random guy- Hey dude, I know you're trying to keep my little bro from doing drugs, but you're such a Tenacious T.

Tenacious T by LOLmaster69 April 19, 2010

Tenacious d HBO episodes 

Opening quotes from the H.B.O episodes:

Episode 1 The Search for Inspirado

"Warning! if you want your asses blown out stay in the room"

Episode 2 Angel In Disguise

"Black sabbath,iron maiden and molly hatchet could not be here tonight but they all had sex and are proud to pronounce the birth of their two headed baby tenacious d"

Episode 2 The Greatest Song in the World

None

Episode 3 The Fan

"Caution! the surge in general of rock warns that viewing this next band is equal to twenety-nine orgasams"

Episode 4 Death of the Dream

"Stick around if you don't mine some cream in your genes"

Episode 5 Road Gig

"Attention! if your oulating move away from the stage because this band are so potont just siting near them can get you pregnant"

Start of "History of tenacious d"

"Have you ever had your ass waxed,its hurts but then it feels good really good well that a lot like our next act"

All from the starting of Tenacious d HBO episodes

Tenacious d HBO episodes by John Concannon September 3, 2008

tenacious d 

BEST AND MOST FUNNY EVER! kyle and jack.......did u know that kyle is in alot of jacks movies?? WELL HE IS!

"small seasoned culries!" -straight from jack black

tenacious d by alyss March 31, 2004

tenacious d 

The bastard offspring of Satan himself... and proud of it!

Have you seen my socks? I lost them at the Tenacious D show last night.

tenacious d by KCG January 26, 2004

tenacious d 

Tenacious D is the best band in the world. Kyle Gass (KG) and Jack Black (JB) are also very talented actors. In other words...yes they do kick ass.

Nah I made the map pretty clear.
Yah well fuck you! I quit!

"Last week, Kyle quit the band
Now we're back together oo
Misunderstanding, didn't understand
Doesn't matter, now we're back together again Lalalalala
Couldn't split up Kato and Nash...Thats True
Couldn't split of Tango and Cash...thats also true
This is our song of exult and joy cause
We only came to kick some ass
Rock the fucking house and kick some ass
What we gonna do with all the cash
Smoke cash
And then we thrash
Throw a big old bash
And everyone is invited to the bash
And everyone you wanna invite to the bash
ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ash
Whut time Whut time to blow!"

tenacious d by Thormak August 25, 2004

tenacious d 

This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute
Greated Band in the WORLD!!!!
Jack Black = God!!!
whe his forces are joined with Kyle Gass the effects are amazing!
they are sex

"Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin' song the greatest song in the world.
2-part skat
Spoken
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
anything like this song.
Sung
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
Skat
All right! All right!"

tenacious d by jd July 24, 2004