Ted

A true soul mate! Very loyal, and a true man who provides for his family and is a Knight in shining armor. He defends his Lord, and all that he loves. Friend, lover, and ass kicker!!
If he ever thought his Princess was being lured or bated he would prepare for war. To see a guy defend his LOVE, you'd say.... OH MY.... That man is such a Loyal Lover, he's an awesome , one of a kind Ted. Yep, that is, my Teddy Boy.
by KickAssSweetDad March 22, 2012
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Ted gets wasted everyday and he banged a chick at work.
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TED

Final boss of TED Talks.When you listen every talk,you can finally listen him.
Friend 1:When ı can listen Ted himself talk.
Friend 2:You have to listen every show first.
by BukadaTR September 24, 2020
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Ted is a girl/boy who needs a hug, they are an amazing person a lot of people fall in love with ted leading ted to have heartbreak if you know a ted keep them they’re a great person to be around they are willing you make you happy than themselves treat them well and they’ll do the same they are quite and shy but once you get to know them there loud and funny
Woah they’re really cool but so quite, oh that’s ted
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Tedding

Tedding: the male act of monetary pretension as a means to get in your pants, someday; carrot-danglers with perverse intentions.

Teds take you to "nice" dinners at the Capital Grille and promise you nice things like Prada handbags, Christian Louboutins and someday a trip to Paris. At first you are really excited at the thought of being wined, dined and spoiled because your 45,000 annual salary is barely enough to dine at Applebees and pay for your studio apartment.

However, when it comes time to deliver the goods, something always seems to come up...

Ted- "My great uncle died, I have to go out of town for the weekend. Sorry, we will go shopping when I get back..."

Ted-"Ugh, I spent 30 grand in Vegas this weekend." *hint, hint*

Warning Signs of a Ted:

-The rug in his bathroom is from Target.

-After a few well vodka tonics, he brags about his 1 million Marriot points and United Gold status, as a discrete but insincere gesture that he intends on taking you on a "vacation."

-He drives an Acura.

-You find a receipt for Men's Warehouse in his car cup holder.

-He is a software developer.

-He buys you a perfume sampler from Sephora.

Teds come in all shapes and sizes, but generally speaking they are 4's or 5's at best and a 10 on the scale of disappointment.
Ashley: "Chris and I went to South Beach this weekend -- I got a Prada Saffiano and a pair of Christian Pigalles."

You: Are you fricking Tedding me!?

Ashley - "No."
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Ted

Ted synonym’s : “perfection” “godlike” “sexy” “Ultimate sex God”"Kick-on King" "bulldog enthusiast"

Commonly known as the most interesting man in the world, there is never a dull moment with a ted.

Although ted is getting old. Ted is in his 30's. Let's hope ted can keep up his reputation.

Person 1: I met a guy who was really smooth with girls today

Person 2: you must have met ted
That's my teddy
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the final boss of TED Talks, only achievable after listening to every talk ever released fully
Bob: Holy shit dude is that Ted?!
Tyler: Who is Ted and why does he talk so much?
by joeswanson69 January 25, 2020
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