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Technocratic ascensionism

"Technocratic Ascensionism" is an idea that a person named "Kieran" made, so he can actually define his plan to assist upcoming generations with the gift of knowledge and wisdom.

Many may confuse this for "Intellectual Ascensionism" which Kieran describes as "A dumpster fire on wheels"

The idea for this plan came from his interesting time growing up, He believes that people at a young age lack a drive to improve themselves with wisdom and knowledge, The actions for this form of "Ascension" include

1. Assisting the receiver of this "Ascension" with problems they may be experiencing by giving them an opinion from a different prospective and/or giving them direct requests for what to do based on previous experiences.
2. The receiver of this "Ascension" at one point needs to go against some of knowledge given to them.
3. And finally the receiver of this "Ascension" needs to realize the use of this knowledge can benefit them immensely. (From part 2) and that they should be more open to receive any form of knowledge and/or wisdom.

The most desired outcome if for this is for the to continue the cycle by causing the receiver to gain desire to gain both, knowledge and wisdom to help others in the way they were helped.
Kieran: You should avoid doing that.
Brad: Why?
Kieran: Because it caused something really bad to happen for me.

*Brad proceeds to go against Kieran's advice and screws up spectacularly*

Kieran: told ya something bad would happen, You have just experienced Technocratic ascensionism from it's source.
Brad: Fine, I'll listen now.
by cfilor November 24, 2020
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Technobating

Absorbed in your Computer/Phone/Video Games to the point of ignoring everything around you.
Did you get my call last night? Nah, I was too busy technobating.
by Demon65 January 13, 2009
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technocandy

the world would be a better place if everyone was on technocandy.
by Anonymous October 1, 2003
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technovator

Boring electronic music. From the music terms Techno and Elevator Music.
Went to that Praful show. Pure technovator trash.
by Dezrespect May 12, 2007
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technowankery

An unnecessary or detrimental implementation of technology.
Bob: It would have been a good website if it weren't for all the Flash technowankery.
Bill: I spent 3 days on that Flash intro!
Bob: You're a twat!
by Club McChisel May 5, 2008
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technovating

Technology + renovating

Upgrading a place with home automation technology. This will usually include a whole-house audio system, network-based thermostat control, touch screen computer interfaces, home surveillance, and motion-sensitive lighting.
I just finished technovating my house. I can access my music and movies from anywhere in the house, check up on my home security from work, and even control the thermostat over the internet!
by thraco November 6, 2009
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technograndiosity

(n.) - The idea that our fossil fuel-dependent lifestyle will continue on for many centuries yet to come, thanks to future advances in technology.
"I'm just praying that our car and airplane culture will survive well into the next few centuries thanks to our common belief in technograndiosity. "

overheard at a watercooler in San Antonio, Texas, Nobvember 10, 2010
by PRwiz101 November 16, 2010
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