hapless technoweenie

a term used to describe someone who knows absolutely nothing about technology and/or electronics, as used in Hackers (1995) and can obviously be used as a kidding term or an insult.

From Hackers (1995):
Computer Goon: Mr The Plague, something weird is happening on the net.
The Plague: As in what, you hapless technoweenie?
Computer Goon: One of the Gibsons is working really hard.

by Landon783 January 4, 2014

technolemming

Someone who only uses the default settings.

My wife the technolemming doesn't know how to change the desktop background picture, even though she's been using PCs for 15 years.

by drhominidae November 6, 2009

TechnoWeakness

Minecraft god at PvP on Minecraft Bedrock Edition (Windows 10, mobile, nintendo switch, xbox one, VR) and also has a great laugh. Also, TechnoWeakness can master any video game within a week.

TechnoWeakness has hot elbows.

by RealSkepnoblade August 23, 2019

technoweenie

a person who has just enough computer knowledge to break a computer more often than he can fix it.

"my cpomuter is more messed up than it was before the technoweenie tried to fix it."

by Rohan Zehaeva November 20, 2004

technolenvy

becoming jealous of a person's new gadget.

Shannon has so many cool apps on her iPhone that I'm getting technolenvy.

by Initial Goose March 25, 2011

TECHNOPEST

Poor quality DJ who likes Ibiza Club classics and Ministry of sound albums

Natural Habitat: mediterraen and agean beach resorts

I was lying on the beach enjoying the silence and tranquility before the technopest started up with a robbie williams remix.

by Sherief Khorshid August 7, 2007

Technorelic

An electronic device that is now obsolete and seen as old and dated technology.

I'll keep these old 'Cassette Walkmans' for nostalgic reasons, they 're "Technorelics".

by F. U. Cee. Kay March 18, 2017