Technical Tap

The act of hitting an (inanimate) object to make it function correctly.

Just give it a technical tap. That shit should work.

by Nate_the_Great9er May 5, 2010

Sound Technician

the guy that sits at the sound desk back of the auditorium. Is talented and knowledgeable in all things sound. Has the best taste in music. May also be known as Audio Jesus, Sound God or Sound Master Do not piss them off because they will either mute your microphone during your solo or strangle you with an xlr

singer: make sure my voice sounds good
Sound technician: sorry I cant put in what god left out you stupid talentless twat

by davetech1981 November 18, 2011

im not technical

an answer given by a computer user when asked to do anything on a computer, mobile, tablet, games console or any other electronic device.

For whatever reason, a person of usually good intelligence looses all sense of logic and understanding.

John: - "Can you click on the start button"
Judy:- "Oh im not technical, let me get someone"

Dave:- "whats it say on your screen"
Bob:- "Oh im not technical, let me get someone"

Frank:- "Please can you click file, open and tell me what files you see"
Bob:- "Oh im not technical, let me get someone"

by mordzy2 March 31, 2011

technical friday

A technical Friday is the last day of the work week in which you have Friday off.

Today is Thursday but it is out technical Friday because we have tomorrow off!

by marx99 June 13, 2019

Ass Technician

someone who uses you for a butt puppet in prison, or just uses you as a butt puppet in general

OG LOC:Man, i dont give a fuck what anybody says!!!I Ain't nobody's ass technician

by Dont worry bout it November 12, 2004

Technics

Technics, owned by Panasonic, is a superior brand of electronics. Loved by DJs for their excellent quality & reliable turntables, Technics is the Lexus of electronics.

I have an old Technics stereo receiver from the 1980s, and it still works and sounds rock solid!

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

technicolor eyes

Gorgeous eyes, eyes with alot of color detail.

Girl 1: That kids got a killer smile.
Girl 2: screw his smile look at his technicolor eyes

by Emy-Status March 12, 2007