Tech Desker

Some who sets up a mini Tech Deck Skating object, such as a box, ramp or book for tech decking on your computer desk so he/she has something to do while waiting for a web page to load or for an IM response. He/She will make a lot of loud smacking sounds on the computer desk with the tech deck.

Billy was being a full on Tech Desker last night while waiting for the newest Fall Out Boy song to download on limewire.

by ProduceMaster March 26, 2009

Tech death

Tech death is a term used to describe bands in the subgenre death metal. As death metal bands began further exploring the genre, they experimented with a variety of song structures, tempos, and playing techniques from other genres to create music that changed the style. As a result of such experimentation, such as the works of Cynic and Cryptopsy, the subform of tech death established itself as a complex and varied musical style.

A few notable tech death bands include:
Beneath the massacre
Cephalic carnage
Decapitated
Necrophagist
Nile
Origin
Suffocation

by Jake McCall November 3, 2007

high tech dumbass

Unsuccessful pursuit or venture incorporating an over reliance upon state-of-the-market technologies and gadgetry instead of the safer, more reliable, "Keep It Simple, Stupid" (KISS) philosophy. Epic technology fail.

Terry: This Firebird X guitar has so many switches and knobs and settings... I just can't understand how to use all $6,000 of its robotic multiprocessing awesomeness.

Terry's Dad: Son, them boys just got bit by the high tech dumbass. Here, try my '64 Gibson ES-120...

by ET_Bill January 12, 2012

tech dust

crummy substance on the bottom of the tech floors

Oh shit! i got tech dust on my leg!
go on without me

by victim of the dust May 31, 2018

Tech Decking

Tech Decking is when you’re hitting it from the back and you pull out a tech deck and do tricks on her ass. This process has been confirmed to be the only moral way to have premarital sex.

“Yo I’m totally tech decking on this girl rn” -Chad “yeah I know, I’m watching because it’s so awesome”-John

by Fungoid August 27, 2020

Tech Deck Titties

Tits that have an odd vert ramp shape to them.

Those would look nice if they weren't all tech deck titties

by JohnBobSexiPants October 8, 2008

tech deck

an old company which made miniature sk8boards that you could customize to you liking. They were "The Shit" for a while but became sold-out like blink 182 or AIM

Dude, check out my tech deck, complete with DC wheels and the ELEMENT deck! o yeah I'm the shit...

Dude, you do realize that tech deck is not used anymore...?

by Weasel May 11, 2004