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Cum Teaspoon

Where you ejaculate over your partner's breasts then use a handy teaspoon to scoop up the cum & feed it to her.
I gave Wendy a cum teaspoon & held her nose until she swallowed.
by HectorT October 31, 2009
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teaspoon leg

That little bit of pee that runs down your leg after you thought you were done urinating.
Damn teaspoon leg, now I have to change my underwear.
by ReggieRay December 19, 2014
mugGet the teaspoon legmug.

poofty teaspoon

by the_bitch_from_msn October 16, 2008
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teaspoon leg it out of here

When the Boston tea party were rumbled by the british, whilst drinking tea. They were awful at improvising a term so decided to 'Teaspoon Leg it out of here'.
This can be used to get out of a situation of awkwardness.
Person 1: How did you get out of the sit with that arsehole Miles?
Person 2: I totally had to teaspoon leg it out of here
by BoosterGould January 2, 2015
mugGet the teaspoon leg it out of heremug.

made with an extra teaspoon of sugar

An affectionate way to describe a young child, usually a male, when it becomes apparent that the child will turn out be homosexual.
Martha: "Look at little Billy, he's so kind and sweet. You know, I suspect he was made with an extra teaspoon of sugar."

Betsy: "Oh that much is certain. He'll certainly be quite the man-killer."
by JaxColdSweat February 22, 2011
mugGet the made with an extra teaspoon of sugarmug.

Teaspooning

T shirt Sans Pants (tsp). The act of wearing only a t shirt with no other clothing. Often seen in men's locker rooms perpetrated by men of the baby boom generation, as well as select nudist resorts.

The offender will often walk in an affected manner where the legs and feet are splayed outwards similar to that of a ducks walk in order to allow the kibbles and bits to sway freely in the breeze.
Oh gross! He's Teaspooning.

Old man Bradley is in the locker room teaspooning whilst brushing his teeth.

There he goes, strutting his shit, teaspooning by the pool...
by Zaxxxh December 12, 2021
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tallahassee teaspoon

a sexual maneuver requiring the largest specimen available in which the large involvee sits on the smaller persons face as if to engage in a 69, but instad of bending to 69 the sitter lifts the legs of the layer to orally please them
I got Bertha to give pull of the Tallahassee Teaspoon.
by CWgoDolphins March 29, 2011
mugGet the tallahassee teaspoonmug.

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