Teabag

To place one's scrotum on your girls forehead or on a defeated opponent's forehead, cheek, eyes, etc or in their mouth.

After winning the fist fight, he got to teabag the loser with his big sweaty balls.

Winner: Ha! I win bitch! (Unzipping his jeans and pulling his nuts out)
Loser: No anything but the teabag!

Winner:To late bitch! (He proceeds to drag his nuts across the losers face before dunking them in the losers mouth) Yeah suck my balls bitch!! Loser:Humlf!!!! (With tears of shame in his eyes)

by The Holy Diving Troll July 24, 2014

Teabag

To dip someones balls on a another person's face, usually when their sleeping.

I teabagged strelok after he passed out last night. What a hermit!

by Magnester January 30, 2009

teabag

v. to dip your nuts in someone's face or perferably mouth

i teabagged reggie's face down in corpus

by buiman May 10, 2005

Teabag

Dropping someones nuts into someones mouth.

You just got teabagged.

by Sias February 9, 2005

teabag

To crouch one someone's body after you kill them in a game (usually halo). To but your sack into someone's mouth. A porous pouch containing enough tea for one serving.

That red team bastard teabagged me! Don't cry if you get neutered teabagging someone. Pass me the irish breakfast teabag please.

by Cogitator October 5, 2008

teabag

Used by lazy people in the process of making a cup of tea. A fibourous and semi permeable piece of paper containing tea leaves, which, incidentally are very small and inferior when compared to loose leaf tea. Those wishing to enjoy the best flavour of tea ought not use teabags, rather the more appropriate brewing vessel called a tea pot. Usually add about 1 teaspoon per person then one extra, and pour on hot water, and allow to brew for 3-4 minutes. Teabags produce an inferior cup of tea, and interestingly enough, some claim that they can taste the residual flavours of the paper in the tea.

What on earth do you want teabags for chaps? A much better cup of tea is obtained from using tea leaves in a teapot.

by opinionated_bastard July 3, 2006

Teabag

a bag full of tea, what you make tea out of

jimmy dipped his teabag in his grandmothers cup of hot watter and made tea

by Towelie March 13, 2005