premature tabulation

1. Accidentally pressing the space bar.

2. Transmitting an unintended message by accidentally pressing the space bar.

3. Insulting your friend with an unintentional response to their status update because you didn't realize facebook changed the format for entering text without the need to press the "enter" button. And to make a new paragraph, you have to hold the shift key + space.

I committed premature tabulation when responding to my friend's facebook status by typing what I would really like to say but shouldn't and transmitted the unintended message by accidentally bumping the space bar.

by Bergen County Bombers April 2, 2011

Tabulation

Were someone has been humilated or completely owned.

Forms of tabulation.

Failing
Falling flat on your face.
Owning Pokenmon.
Bullying unsuspected targets.
Making someone cry because it's funny.
Acing a chemistry answer and making a fool out of your teacher.
Not being awesome enough.
Not being called Josh.
Not being called Luke.

by Yoda's long lost cousin Fred June 6, 2011

tagulation

a formal term for a singular stroke of the penis

I walked in on my son while he was mid-tagulation

by PPmuncher60k December 25, 2024

tagulation

a formal term for one up-down stroke of the penis

Because my dad walked in, I only got a tagulation or two.

by PPmuncher60k January 19, 2025

inflation is taxation

"Inflation is taxation" is the new (as of summer 2021) slogan by the Republican Party (GOP) posted to Twitter and other platforms daily, attempting to discredit the Biden presidency. It is intentionally misleading, and aimed at low-information voters.

President Biden and House Democrats’ out-of-control spending is causing inflation to skyrocket. Gas Prices are UP 45.1%. Inflation is taxation!

by dranalog August 6, 2021

Auto-Erotic Taxation

The act of someone who gets off on raising taxes on his own.

Wisconsin Governor, Tony Evers, suffers from auto-erotic taxation.

by Berserker Dave February 2, 2024