tahvory

Tahvory is the most beautifulist girl in the world. She is always perfect. If you know a Tahvory she is beautiful and perfect she is the baddest bad ass she dresses really good and her hair is perfect.

Tahvory your perfect:)

by The baddest bad ass around December 2, 2013

Carey tavern

Carey tavern is The bar in Westfield Indiana that is rachet as fuck and is a meat market for all the men that can’t get laid at a good bar. Carey tavern hosts the worst karaoke in all of Indiana. The DJ likes to creep on young women in hopes of finding someone slightly attractive than their cheating wives. The entire bar smells like a gas station bathroom that you find in the middle of nowhere that is stained with the smell of meth. The local people will tell you it’s the best bar in town.

Hey bro, let’s pick up some Carey tavern strange!

by Barofregret August 5, 2018

tavarez

People with the name Tavarez tend to be at least a little reserved. They try their hardest at whatever they do, and will succeed in life. Tavarezs are some of the kindest, most talented, and smartest people you will ever meet. If you meet one, never let them go. Watch, they will come into your life and change it. Don't make fun of them, it will come back to haunt you.

When I met Tavarez, (insert story about life changing event here)...

by Iammeandmyself November 6, 2011

Sumerian Tavern Joke

The earliest example of a bar joke is Sumerian, on a tablet dating from the early Old Babylonian Empire (c. 1894-1800 BC), and it features a dog: "A dog, having walked into an inn, did not see anything, (and so he said): 'Shall I open this (door)?'." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.

i cry myself to sleep every night thinking about the Sumerian tavern joke and the Sumer way of life. Oh to be a dog born in Mesopotamia between 3500 and 3000 B.C.E

by Richard Haass March 14, 2022

Sergey Taboritsky (Alternate)

Funni Russian guy that missed a Tsar's child so much that he did a little trolling on the Russian people

Sergey Taboritsky (Alternate) seems like a cool monarchist, what could go wrong?

by secreperson October 13, 2021

Tavaris

Basicilly a sexy mature boy with a huge dick. Looks great, smells wonderfull, all the ladies want him and very athetic. Also great sense of humor.
Often times Tavaris will be associated with someone hotter, smarter and/or funnier than the people that wish they were him.

-Geez I am so jealous of Tavaris, with 2 chicks around his arm.

-Damn look at that guy, he's almost as sexy as Tavaris.

-I wanna suck his... oh hi Tavaris.

by That one guy Sir Avat June 12, 2016

Tavares Middle School

tavares middle school.. home of the crackhead 6 graders who think saying the n-word is funny while the 8th graders are waiting for 360 days so they can get their ass to tavares high school 7th grade girls thinking their the shit with their vsco ksksksksksk and hydro flask like shut the fuck that shits not funny anymore.

(John) ya go to tavares middle school??
(John 2) yeet I do
(John 3) Good luk
(John 4) huh
(John 5) why is there 5 johns?
(John 6) idk

by kskskskskskksksksksksskskksksk September 20, 2019