tauen

Tauen (or a tau) is an object often found in the possession of a Ridas. Tauen's main objective is to commit suicide, however it can also be used for other tasks. Tauen, even though it is often referred to by Ridas and his peers, is never actually to be found. This leads to various persons disbelieving its existence. Therefore, it is of grand importance to note, that tauen is not necessarily a physical object, but rather an abstract concept located in the humanity's collective mindscape. It is up to each and every one of us to discover and accept tauen.

The word's origin is often speculated to be the norwegian word "tau", which means "rope". This theory is often regarded as an absolute truth, due to the rope's prominent usage as a suicide method, which is in perfect harmony with Ridas' philosophy.

"Can anybody fetch tauen?"

"We have an English lesson today? Fuck, give me tauen..."

- What is tauen?
- Tauen is tauen.

by Magna_Carta March 4, 2019

Tarendactyl

When your name is Taren and you swoop into a bar and pick up the youngest drunkest hottest guy you see

She swooped in like a Tarendactyl , he had no idea what happened"

by Tarendactyl January 11, 2016

taurean

in its simplest form, taurean is a word meaning God.

for the love of taurean, shut up.
oh taurean, i'm coming!

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Tarrentino

Begin to tell the story and then tell the back story - in reverse order...

I finally slugged the guy.... but lets Tarrentino it...

by Steve B Scranton April 12, 2008

evan taubenfeld

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Taren Special

At first sight, one may think this is a dinner item at a mom & pop greasy spoon. However, you would be grossly discouraged to find this is incorrect.

The proper definition of this term is in relation to fellatio received in a vehicle. However it goes deeper than that. It gives reference specifically to a chica with a "spitter". To put it in simple terms, it is to receive road head from a latina girl who utilizes an empty diet pepsi can to spit the semen into.

Yo.... this bitch I was mackin at the club straight pulled a Taren Special on my jock... hells yeah......

by prpsjeans January 16, 2010

Tauranga

An awesome city in New Zealand, with sun, surf, and just about everything else. Population about 100,000. Best city. Ever.

A) So, where do you live?

B) I live in Tauranga :D

A) Awesome bruuu! I'm in fuckin Auckland :l

by Yo'Concience March 1, 2011