Tarmoing

To go for a beer in the evening once you are on a business trip

Let's go tarmoing this evening?

by GG loves Tarmo June 13, 2018

escape from tarkov

a hardcore realistic video game that will give you anxiety and make you hear footsteps in your sleep. Unlike accessible games like call of duty, if you die in tarkov, you lose everything you took into the game

friend who just got a pc “hey I just got this new game called escape from tarkov, wanna play?”

Me : *has Vietnam war flashbacks*

by yeetcannonmk1 August 1, 2020

tardocracy

A society whose political system is characterised by the rule of fucktards.

Under George W Bush, America became the world's premier tardocracy.

The Palin 2012 campaign proposes a new benchmark for tardocracy.

by Pipe Downn October 24, 2010

The Tarkov Conundrum

You think it will be fun to play the game Escape From Tarkov, however, once you play it you realize it does not meet the fun expectation you had set for it.

"Man, I want to play fun Tarkov but I do not want to run into The Tarkov Conundrum."

by DrCamel May 29, 2021

Taron Egerton

His own person. Not the same person as Elton John. A marvellously talented, good-looking man who unfortunately is burdened with incredibly immature, weird fans who say awful crap about him (like treating him as though he were a fictional character, objectifying him to his face) and think it's cute. Deserves better. Rising to stardom fast.

Taron Egerton is also best known for his role as Eggsy Unwin in the "Kingsman" franchise.

by La_Lala July 13, 2019

Piko Taro

A Japanese comedian who danced the brainwashing Pen Pineapple Apple Pen (PPAP) which went viral in just few days.

Mom: Piko Taro? (after 1 minute of thinking) That guy who wears a tiger costume and dances that PPAP?
Me: Nope, he is just a part-time kindergarten teacher who teaches some simple words and sentences.

by harmed poor kid November 12, 2016

tarbomb

Often used in the Linux community, (sometimes apple but who cares about dem apples) a TarBomb is a set of files compressed into a single archive (much like a .zip on windoez) this file, when decompressed either contains file locations that cause the file to essentially projectile vomit, explode, and rape all your files while throwing itself all over your computer taking up redonkulus amounts of space and whoring all your folders, and often overwriting many of your documents.

tarbomb in action:
Billy: "Man, I found this awesome software last night!"

Joe: "Really? can you send me it?"

Billy: "Sure man, here you go! its only 30mb ="

Joe: "Wow thanks! this will make my life so much easier."

----THE NEXT DAY----

Billy: "How'd it go? =D"

Joe: "You douche bag! when i unpacked it my processor melted, my hard drive is full, all my stuff for work and all my pictures and music were deleted, im going to ****** kill you!"

Billy: "Hah! cool story bro, tar-bombed idiot. =DD"

by Roukoswarf March 21, 2011