Blowing all the air out of your lungs and tensing your abs as tightly as possible, to the point that you can barely speak. This is generally done at pool parties or the beach, in order to look like your waist is smaller and your body fat is lower than it actually is. This is particularly used by shirtless people when a photo is being taken of them or when their crush is nearby.
Greg: Dude do you want a beer
Terry (in a quiet, strained voice): Dude I can't talk, Jenny is over there so I'm pulling a tactical ab tense.
Terry (in a quiet, strained voice): Dude I can't talk, Jenny is over there so I'm pulling a tactical ab tense.
by Cheesed1ck September 3, 2021
Get the Tactical Ab Tense mug.Tactical spooning is the militarised version of the civillian term spoon or spooning;
When applied to the military, the act of tactical spooning is not a romantic exchange, but rather an act of survival and the desire to stay warm in harsh environmental conditions. This protective posture can be utilised in either the sitting or laying position.
When applied to the military, the act of tactical spooning is not a romantic exchange, but rather an act of survival and the desire to stay warm in harsh environmental conditions. This protective posture can be utilised in either the sitting or laying position.
Soldier 1: Man it's so cold...my teeth are chattering and my hands are starting to freeze....dude, we have to tactical spoon.
Soldier 2: Okay.
Soldier 2: Okay.
by Cfn. Collins May 9, 2005
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by God Of the USA Hells angels January 20, 2013
Get the tasty tantilizing temptress mug.the point in a night of heavy drinking where one forces themselves or chooses to throw up in order feel well enough to continue drinking and keep up with the nights festivities
-usually done after large amounts of drinking for example finishing a case in a night followed by several shots
done at least once in every college students life
-usually done after large amounts of drinking for example finishing a case in a night followed by several shots
done at least once in every college students life
Drunk Friend 1: "I feel like shit. No one should ever drink this much"
Drunk Friend 2: "Go take a tactical vomit so we can go to the bars and keep drinking cuz our night is not ending here."
Drunk Friend 2: "Go take a tactical vomit so we can go to the bars and keep drinking cuz our night is not ending here."
by tigerbloodwinner May 25, 2011
Get the Tactical Vomit mug.A spicy or aggressive hand job that is normally performed by a Klingon warrior.
Also, apply hot sauce to your hand before a hand job is performed
(I'm a big fan of newbie star trek)
Also, apply hot sauce to your hand before a hand job is performed
(I'm a big fan of newbie star trek)
by Aldosim November 18, 2021
Get the Tapatio Hot Hand mug.The guy who wears chest rigs at the range full of mags. Talks about "Ambush Techniques" while he plays video games. Usually fat, usually stupid, & has delusions about being some one man army because he owns guns. These people usually men Invest half their money in guns, & accessories, all so they can "Survive the SHTF" Shit hits the fan but then.. they don't have health insurance..
Hey, look at that Tactifag, he's going to study the magpul DVD's for the eminent "shootout" coming to his suburban neighborhood.
by BroogiesHogies December 11, 2012
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