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tank you

Usually used by people with poor typing skills. Most of the time, it is a misspelling of "thank you", but can also be used after or with a joke about tanks.
tank you
sorry english isnt my first langage
by soodoonim May 27, 2016
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Thankyourwank

Website where you can search people you think about while masturbating and "thank" them by adding a +1 to their wank-bank balance. People can thank you back and generate a "mutual wank alert".
Man! I searched Lucy on thankyourwank.com and added +1 to her wank-bank balance! I hope she wanks to me too and I get a mutual wank alert!
by WankMistress July 11, 2011
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Handsome thankyou

When a male friend does something very nice for you and you give him a through the pants handy
Dude if you give me that I'll give you the handsome thankyou.
by Nalexander June 24, 2019
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thankyoutony

www.thankyoutony.com

A website made by americans desperate to prove there is strong support for Iraq by sucking cock of the vertically challenged british prime minister, tony b liar. The creators and designers of this site have made sure the opening page makes no sense "Whereas, the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Tony Blair, has vigorously supported the United States in the disarmament of Iraq;" Is the opening sentence, followed by more illiterate drivel and sycophancy. the fuckwits who made it up are also unaware of the general dis-satisfaction of the british population over the situation.
Fuck you Tony Blair, you 5'5" stupid cocksucking socialist politically correct, moronic, anti-british, pro-american, bush loving poodle. See dumbdumbhorsenose
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004
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The Russian ThankYou

A Russian Thankyou is the act of defecating on a woman's (or mans - its not gay)chest after intercourse.
Woman - "Fuck me harder Viktor!"
Man - "Ive finished THANKYOU"
Woman - "Whats the hell is that bum cigar doing on my chest?!!"
Man - "Thats The Russian ThankYou"
by The Lawnmower Man 2016 February 22, 2023
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tank you

A phrase said by the Marvel Universe's Juggernaut after hitting Colossus with a tank in the 90's TV series.
Colossus throws a tank at Juggernaut.

Juggernaut: "I always crush my cans before throwing them away", punches tank back at Colossus & says: "TANK YOU!, I wonder if he's recyclable? "
by AlMaJo81 May 24, 2016
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Alabama Thankyou

When something is expected or unexpectedly inserted into your colon or rectum.
Ted-"John gave me a hug today and slipped in an Alabama thankyou."

Bob-" Is that a good or a bad thing?"

Ted- "Honestly,liked it."

Bob-" My doctors worried about my colon, so he scheduled me for an Alabama Thankyou next week. Should I be worried?"

Ted-"Na sounds like fun!"
by GhostrideUrMom October 7, 2021
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