TANKAGE

The excess amount of butt or ass on a ladies rear. Big butt. Fat ass.

Damn!!! Look at the tankage on that woman!

by ROBBIE03 January 29, 2008

tankered

Very drunk from an excess of alcohol. A combination of the words: "tanked" + "hammered" = "tankered".

He had way too many shots - he was hangin' on everyone and slurring his words. That kid was tankered.

by madmary February 25, 2009

Tankra

A bizarre half-shadow half-man who now walks the streets whose only fear is the light and only joy is the dark

As we all know, to speak Tankra's name is to summon her awful presence.

by NYEH. OTHER ONES WERE TAKEN October 31, 2022

Tankasaurus Rex

A hybrid word made up of tank and tyrannasaurus rex, used to describe something with capabilities of both in the areas of strength and speed.

Ben: Whoa Clay just rolled that Viper over like 50 times! Your Ford GT is a Tankasaurus Rex!

Clay: Oh ya?

by shiftyclaybob September 16, 2009

upper tanker

Taking a shit in the upper tank of a toilet. Also known as "2000 Flushes Brown" and "The Gift That Keeps On Giving"

The people at that fondue party were such fuckin' pricks that I had no choice but to give 'em the old upper tanker.

by montez May 8, 2003

tanker

a MASSIVE shit.

marc: dude, i just dropped a huge deuce in your backyard.
taylor: goddamn! look at the size of that tanker!

by the storm drains April 27, 2009

Tanker Tits

A woman who has larger than average breasts. Nice looking, and firm. Not TOO big, but enough to catch you eyes.

Erik: "Damn, that girl has got some Tanker Tits on her"
Alex: "Where? Oh there she is.. Oh yea, for sure"
Erik:" yea, that's right."

by LOLJUSTAGUYWHOLIKESGIRLS007 May 20, 2009