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tally wacker

Charlie's tally wacker was slammed in a door
by michaelknapp August 26, 2008
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tally wacker

1.A big ass dick that causes major bloodage while having sex with the female genitaila.
2. Andrew S's dick.
3. A dick that cuases rippage in the pants when hard.
1. My tally wacker put her in the fucking hospital.
2. She said his tally wacker was so big, it blew his pants open and caused a major chain reaction throughout the volcanoes.
3. His tally wacker is so big that when he busts it's like a damn fire hydrant going off.
by Nick and fucking andrew October 31, 2004
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Tally wacker

Your inner anger creates this beast of a wepon that you must unleash opon your woman, USE WITH CAUTION
My woman pissed me off so I shut her up with my tally wacker
by My woman beater July 6, 2017
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Tally wacker smacker

Succeeding 6.5 to 7" And 2" thick at least
Hey you've got a big tally wacker smacker!
by lilManiac07 September 26, 2021
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TALLY WACKER

A huge, thick penis measuring 8" or more in lenght, a soul pole, a meat pole.
Look lois, Clark has an enormous tally wacker!!!!
by mike January 7, 2004
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Tally Wackers

1.
Another word for taliban or Islamic group in Afghanistan.

2.
Derogatory statement used for those who are middle eastern or apear to have middle eastern roots.
"Are those tally wackers sittin behind us on this plane Bob?"
by xCOBRA_CLUTCHx March 25, 2004
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tally wackered

The act of being tricked into having sexual relations with a transvestite.
Bobby didn't know he had been tally wackered until he copped a feel under her skirt and realized she was a he.
by BelfryBattsman April 22, 2015
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