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Tall Man Syndrome

Opposite of Small Man Syndrome. It is where tall men (probably over 5'12) who have probably done nothing in their life except be dicks and failures to society, are seen as superior by either some people or themselves. This is in spite of figures like Napoleon Bonaparte, who conquered a lot of Europe, was only around 5'6-5'7.

While shorter men doing great things might be seen as compensating, that is much better than someone with Tall Man Syndrome as someone with this affliction does nothing at all except disappoint everyone, especially women in bed.

There are two kinds of people in this spectrum. One does great things like lead England and the allies through World War 2 and being a distinguished historical figure, while the other got genetically lucky and nothing else.
"Damn. Look man, I may be short, but I can actually pay my rent on time and hold a relationship. You suffer from Tall Man Syndrome! A big case of it too!"

Short Man: "I just conquered half of Europe!"
Random person: "You are probably just compensating."
Short Man: "Maybe. How's (Insert Tall Man)? Still crying in his parents basement?"
by Khaosyrup March 5, 2022
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Talamantes

Talamantes- someone who cares about others and lovable person but also can get mad if you annoy him and don’t give him time when he’s down to pick his self up as long as you stay on his good side he would make a good person. He would sacrifice to go get the stuff he loves as such family friends and pets and he’s not selfish to the ones he loves. He’s rude to everyone that selfish, rude, mean, disrespectful, annoying, and ungrateful but as long as your not one of those people he would be kind and helpful as long as he can. The way you treat him he will Imamate it to make it seem like your talking to another you but in a good way. Sometimes loves to act stupid but most of the time he’s serious and he hates people when they are a hypocrite to him
Talamantes an name that means a lot of powerful things
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Pat Tillman

An NFL player who went to war in Afghanistan before everyone who realized what a disaster it would be, and then died in a pointless friendly fire incident; a man of great courage and conviction, and very little faith.
"Is it true Pat Tillman was an atheist?"
"Well, he didn't go to church, but even if he was, does that make him any less of an American hero?
by Lady Csyde February 8, 2007
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pat tillman

one of the most admirable people to ever walk the earth
by go devils December 7, 2004
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Tall Man Syndrome

When some tall guys act like they have the right to speak to anyone like a piece of dog shit on the bottom of their shoe just because of their height advantage. They think that just because they're big it means they can't get knocked over.
"Billy is a dick. He thinks he can talk to everyone like a piece of shit because he's 250 and 6 foot 4. Worst case of Tall Man Syndrome going."
by Schmo October 18, 2018
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talimance

The act of carrying on a relationship with an alien named Tali in the game "Mass Effect 2".
"Did you hook up with Liara in Mass Effect 1?"
"No I'd rather have a Talimance in Mass Effect 2."
by WindToonLink February 12, 2010
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Talimancer

A fan of Tali'Zorah and her romance from the Mass Effect series.
That thread full of Talimancers sure is an enjoyable place to be.
by phonypapercut August 20, 2010
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