talen kember

a gorilla with the largest cock known to mankind
"bro is a talen kember" says jamal
by harambe king of the jingle November 17, 2022
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talen monster

a bird man that cheats on everyone he's with, and is far too ugly to cheat, or get any girls, and sucks at lacrosse.
damn he's so bad, he must be a talen monster
by William WONG January 23, 2007
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Talen skill issue

The definition of your friend who named talen who has a skill issue from sucking at everything
Bro cant believe talen skill issue sucks at Mario kart
by Thwomp skateboarder September 28, 2022
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Talen "Skill Issue" Chen

Name for a kid named Talen Chen who has a massive skill issue. He's going to read this definition and get mad. Skill Issue.
Talen "Skill Issue" Chen is mad that he lost, what a skill issue!
by Jacket_Pocketatiel October 07, 2022
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Talen Costanzo

a FUCKING GOD, fuck all the pussy but only lasts a few seconds. people call him the flash because the fastest he has finished was 2.4 seconds when we was fucking your mom. he is extremely tall and has a small dick, has hoes but is still single
damn, Talen Costanzo just fucked my mom. that was a #flash moment
by daddy sway August 24, 2021
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Talen

Someone whose train of thought is almost never considered. Someone who loves their friends through thick and thin; regardless of circumstances. The epitome of a friend.
Person 1: "Wow, why is he checking his snapchat for nudes AGAIN?"

Person 2: "Oh, thats a Talen. His love language is gift giving and he just wants to know somebody loves him."

Person 3: "Those are his friends he's snapchatting though..."

Person 2: "He just got over a bad breakup and probably desires Eros or Storge, but he needs to re-learn Philia. Give him time, he's searching for good things in inappropriate ways."
by turtle-nation-of-turtledom January 10, 2023
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