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Twittermated

Automated Twitter responses that are out of context because a bot program is responding to the mention of their account and not that actual mention.

Automated Twitter account.
I had a terrible experience at your restaurant @samplehere and I'm not sure I will be going back.

@sample restaurant Thanks for visiting us! Come again!

Ouch... #twittermated.
by @JonSpadeX February 19, 2013
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Tainter-Totter

Once you drop anchor on your partner's knee (lay cable or take the browns to the superbowl) you gently strattle the log between the leg and your taint and rock back and forth
I gave that bitch a mean tainter-totter last night
by Terd see-saw with taint January 17, 2009
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Tainter

A man who paints with his taint.
Did you know that Leonardo DaVinci was also a part time tainter?
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Taintberry

A taintberry is a hardened remnant of fecal matter which has become affixed to the taint region, or body hair in the taint region.

A taintberry is closely related to the dingleberry, but only grows at a slightly lower elevation. The taintberry evolved from the dingleberry after migrating south, but do not interbreed. Taintberries have strong root systems and can only be removed by a firm, but swift plucking motion.
Girl to her girlfriends: I had both Steve's balls in my mouth when my nose actually hit a taintberry!
by ozona79 November 2, 2010
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Tea Tainter

A 'tea tainter' is an adult person who tarnishes the tremendous taste of tea by tainting it with sugar. A child is not yet considered wise enough to be responsible for their terrible tea tainting tendencies. However, an adult has no excuses and should have grown into more mature tastes by now. Drinkers of milky tea may also be described as tea tainters.

The term was first coined by Adam Tong in mid-2011.
"Do you take sugar in your tea, Samuel L Jackson?"

"No I don*t take motherf***ing sugar in my motherf***ing tea, you motherf***ing motherf***er. I ain't no tea tainter motherf***er. But thanks for asking BITCH."
by markadoi1984 October 15, 2013
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Tainter 2000

noun; An apparatus which is inserted in the vaganus, creating an artificial taint, separating the functions of the vagina and the anus.
The Tainter 2000 uses a new technology formulated, by entrepreneurs Caviar Cat and Whipped Cream Whale, to give hope to the hopeless and end the horrible scourge of the vaganus once and for all.
by Whipped Cream Whale January 11, 2006
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Twittermock

What Facebookers do to Twitterites...
Mocking the status use of Twitter as opposed to Facebook.
She twittermocks his status because it's an idea as opposed to what he's doing.

Don't twittermock me because you think Facebook is better!
by catahoula March 22, 2009
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