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The act of rubbing any object on ones taint.
Oooh tainted milk!
tainted by jpinsdg1 January 20, 2019
When ones face is abused by another man's taint. Therefore he is tainted!
That guy over there was the first to pass out at the party , dude was tainted!
Tainted by Poon doctor May 11, 2019
To rub something vigorously on one's taint.
This meat we're eating smells awful. OH SHIT!!! IT'S BEEN TAINTED !!!!!
Tainted by 1badparatrooper August 13, 2019
1. Generally any trophy won by rangers between 2001 and 2010.
2. At least 3 points won in 2020 by sevco.
See that lot got tainted points again.
Tainted by badger69 October 17, 2020

tainted surface 

The act of rubbing another persons Microsoft Surface tablet on your taint and/or genitalia, usually as a retaliatory joke but sometimes for sexual pleasure. The tablet owners name is usually placed in the middle of the statement.
Man, I just tainted Sean's surface..... At first it was funny, but then it felt good and I couldn't stop myself. Tainted Surface

tainted love 

love you have for a person that is so deep and feels like it should last forever, but it can't for some complicated, unfair reason. So when you have only a certain amount time left with the person you love, you know that it is tainted love. because although you would risk your life for them and think of them all the time (even in your dreams), you can't be with them forever.

it is love, actually.
once i ran to you
now i run from you
this tainted love...
tainted love by i am a lover June 26, 2004