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french tailpipe

The act of burping into your partner's anus. Said burp then gets farted back into your mouth. The process can then be repeated for a dual-exhaust bonus.

Farting into your partner's mouth and then having them burp your fart into your mouth or your anus also constitutes as a french tailpipe.
"That french tailpipe smells like poop but tastes like lunch!
by team gonzo January 26, 2010
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Banana up the Tailpipe

1) to engage in anal sex
"Omg did you hear what Chris did to Jenny?"
"Yeah he gave her a banana up the tailpipe."
by schmeast February 20, 2011
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Detroit Tailpipe

An act of fart sniffing for sexual arousal. One partner farts directly into the other partners mouth, causing immediate satisfaction for the receiver. Can also be used to describe any type of sexual farting.
The Detroit Tailpipe you just gave me made my goo bazooka explode.
by snaaaaarrrrr October 8, 2009
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take it up the tailpipe

Describing someone who readily engages in anal-receptive sex. Usually a gay man, but also can be a girl that likes it in the stink. Comes from the fact that most car's exhausts are located in the rear, and the anus is in the same relative place on a human.
The odds are 1 in 146,107,942 that you'll find a priest that doesn't take it up the tailpipe.
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cleaning the tailpipe

The act of oral sex around the anal area.
She wasn't afraid of cleaing his tailpipe even though he took sloppy dumps.
by V November 15, 2002
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Poke The Tailpipe

A game played by a group of men either in the office with co-workers or at parties.

It involves someone being the 'Car' (the guy who gets ridden) and a cardboard tube (the 'exhaust') from either a toilet or kitchen roll. (Length depends on who's playing!)

- The car inserts the exhaust in-between his arse cheeks.
- The other men take turns driving the car by fucking the exhaust.
- Each driver does this until they ejaculate up the exhaust.
- The winner is the driver who pushes through the cum drenched exhaust and pokes the tailpipe ('arse').
Person: "Hey Grant do you want to play Poke The Tailpipe at lunch?"
Grant: "Yeah sure, but someone else can be the car this time"
by Morgan Wilde September 22, 2012
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Sawdusting the tailpipe

When a penus (or finger) is going in and out of someone's anal cavity and the dingleberries go flying like sawdust.
While Tyrone was sawdusting the tailpipe of Teresa, dingleberries flew into the salad Jane was tossing in the corner.
by Shaqueeda Lorenzo November 6, 2006
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