Tailgating

Driving dangerously close to the vehicle in front of you as to not give the proper car lengths space to be able to stop in time.

That bastid is Tailgating so close to me they are up my ass like toilet paper.

by sizzlechest November 23, 2013

Tabloid Baby

1. A television producer who got his or her start on one of the tabloid television shows.

2. A baby squirted out by a celebutard like a Kardashian.

3. The book about tabloid television.

"That tabloid baby is so ugly she must've come from Khloe and Lamar."

by Tabloid Baby January 14, 2012

Lose a tail

To escape from someone who is following you, to shake of someone following you.

Firstly, you gonna lose a tail for this thing to proceed.

by Damnnnn lad September 16, 2018

Shitting Out Kitten Tails

Defecating turds that look like kitten tails aka small and thin

Hey last night i was shitting out kitten tails after those mr noodles

by KittenTails January 7, 2023

making a tail

excreting, crapping, defecating, pinching a loaf, dropping a load, taking a shit, doing a george, grunting a growler, saluting the throne, taking a dump.

As Sammy realized that his whole life was coming out of his smartest orifice after days of painful constipation; he screamed with relief, "Heavens to Betsy" and slowly turned and smiled to watch himself making a tail.

by diogio rome July 1, 2009

tabloid tv

tabloid tv is worthless, senseless and un-interesteing tv aired by commercial tv networks, hell bent on dumbing down the population with their mindless programmes about things such as which celebrity is sleeping with who and magical cures for hair re-growth.

tabloid tv is utter trash and is enjoyed by people who think paris hilton is a fine role model and and those who enjoy watching 'news' reports about panda bears having babies.

"anything on the tube tonight man?"

"nah, just a whole bunch of shitty tabloid tv. i tell you what, if i see one more show about cosmetic surgery i'll spew."

by The Real IzzleMann February 19, 2009

Nine Tailed Fox

Either the Japanese myth, Epsilon-11 maybe even Naruto

P1: "Have you herd of Nine Tailed Fox my guy?"
P2: "SCP, the myth, or Naruto?"
P1: "Uhhhhhhhh....."

by Photon lol September 4, 2019