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Tahitian Tummy Sticks 

A game played by two or more males, where they stand close enough together to engage their penises in a sort of "sword fight". The object of the game is to be the first to ejaculate, as the last person to ejaculate has to clean the "splash area" with their tongue. A sort of Tahitian treat...
"Hey guys, in lieu of a stripper, what say we spice up this party with a rousing game of Tahitian Tummy Sticks?"

"What the fuck is wrong with you, no way dude", "how about you just kneel in the middle of the room and we'll treat you like a glazed donut, bitch"!?!

Tahitian Fj 

Simultaneous tit job and foot job.
A Tahitian FJ occurs in one of two ways; first, a single women flexible enough to maneuver her feet towards her chest in order to pleasure a man with both her feet and tits at the same time. Second, or two women combine in the pleasuring of a man one performing the tit job while the other performs foot pleasure.
Tahitian Fj by w00dysays April 21, 2009

Tahitian Burrito

The act of shitting in a vagina and then having sex with it.
If male injects feces into a woman's vagina. Let's it marinade. After marinating he then has sex with the feces filled vagina. This act I called The Tahitian Burrito.

Tahitiamunchkins

short tahitians people.
Tahitiamunchkins often come out when this guy name john gives "supercool" lessons every other thursday when there is a full moon in Tahiti.
Tahitiamunchkins by myname123 March 8, 2007

Tahitian mudflap 

When you put your cock in a girls ass and stuff your balls in her pussy
I gave your girlfriend a Tahitian mudflap last night now she won't quit calling me

Tahitian Jackhammer 

it involves a toilet, a pineapple, a heavy bat, and the anus. first, the person is knocked unconscious with a heavy bat. then, the pineapple is inserted into the persons anus and is given a swirly in a toilet with poop in it.
oh my god, i gave my friend a Tahitian Jackhammer yesterday night and his hair smells like shit!